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Silvia_Xtreme
Post #36

yes

porn*
Post #37

woohoo i might pop up with a couple of mates biggrin.gif say 8ish @ hypermarket biggrin.gif

Post #38

Yes the Hypermarket is good.

I think a sabotage of the cops cars is good for us. :twisted:

Two flat front tyres on each cop car wouldn't be good. For them.

:twisted:



I am sick of getting tickets, fines, and being treated like a illegal immigrant just because I like cruising around and socialising.



Bureaucratic traffic cops can suck my dick.

Bevan Boy
Post #39

hehe yeah they r a pain in the ass!

there like $ucking pesky flies or mosquitoes!

squash them all i say!

actually by the sounds of it we may have some good no's!

more people = harder work for the cops! tongue.gif

squishedbanana
Post #40

QUOTE
I live 2 mins from springwood macas




ME TOO!!

That is all.

Post #41

I agree with Bevan Boy.

8)



More people = harder for the cops.



I think I might make my own defect books and put notices on cop cars.

go to www.ricecop.com and look for tickets.jpg



'"Milk and juice may come in 2L but the crappest wines come in 5'"

AHH32
Post #42

sweeeeeeeeeet

decent cruise on a thursday night coming up by the looks of things!!!!

everyone come out and it will be a great night!!!!

aspley hypermarket between 8 and 9 looks like the go!!!

Bevan Boy
Post #43

QUOTE
I agree with Bevan Boy.

8)





'"Milk and juice may come in 2L but the crappest wines come in 5'"




ahh yes i agree

but what about 5.8 litres? :wink:

Bevan Boy
Post #44

this sounds like its shaping to be a filth thursday night!

if only they would bloody hurry up and finish my car!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :x :x :x

AHH32
Post #45

yeah how they going on that???

almost done????

if they give it a roadworthy just bring it out and then if something happens u can put it back on them!

57UBN
Post #46

I know there is a huge group of people meeting on da coast to cruise up to Brisbane tomorrow night but I'm not sure exactly where we will be headed. I'll suggest Aspley I guess.

Post #47

Warrants? What warrants officer?

laugh.gif

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 MPH to keep up with me. Good job!

Are You Andy or Barney?

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me awarning, too!

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school.

"Bad Cop! No Donut!"

"What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.

When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.

If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

Ask if you can see his gun. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

Refer to him by his first name

If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is

After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."

When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.

Clean your ear with his pen.

If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.

Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name

sounded familiar.....

When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.

Ask if you can buy his car.

If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.

Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"

Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party.

So, what's a good bribe go for around here

I hope you realize you're about to ruin a perfect record.

Okay, so I was speeding and I let you catch me - how about

best of three?

You should give the ticket to my damn unreliable cruise

control.

Try to sell him your car.

I was just on my way to your sisters house.

Boothy
Post #48

ill be at mt gravatt lookout from around 8ish...

blown13b
Post #49

QUOTE
Warrants? What warrants officer?

laugh.gif

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 MPH to keep up with me. Good job!

Are You Andy or Barney?

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me awarning, too!

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school.

"Bad Cop! No Donut!"

"What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.

When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.

If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

Ask if you can see his gun. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

Refer to him by his first name

If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is

After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."

When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.

Clean your ear with his pen.

If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.

Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name

sounded familiar.....

When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.

Ask if you can buy his car.

If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.

Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"

Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party.

So, what's a good bribe go for around here

I hope you realize you're about to ruin a perfect record.

Okay, so I was speeding and I let you catch me - how about

best of three?

You should give the ticket to my damn unreliable cruise

control.

Try to sell him your car.

I was just on my way to your sisters house.




hahaah

3rd_Prelude_Man
Post #50

Sounds fun.

I might be able to join you guys.

If I do, I will be at Mt. Gravatt around 8 and follow you guys to hypermarket.

Maybe I will see some of you up there 8)



Just one question: Where are we going from hypermarket ? (which I don't know where it is)

AHH32
Post #51

wherever we want mate

and its at aspley!

AHH32
Post #52

if anyone doesnt know where the hypermarket is its right here

http://www.whereis.com.au/search/result.jh...%2Fresult.jhtml

AHH32
Post #53

ok so that didnt work

just go to www.whereis.com.au

type in aspley in the suburb and qld as state

and then centre the screen on aspley and magnify it by 2 notch things

if that helps!!!

51IDE
Post #54

Goodwork ahh32, finally sounds like there might be a half decent turnout.

I'll be there, I'll bring a group of cars.

Might meet some boost cruisers......



Meeting at the Hyperdome on saturday sounds good,

I might have to organise that. Myer carpark.

AHH32
Post #55

yeah i agree

if everyone tells everyone else then it will be sick

and a good night will be had by all!!!

well unless u get arrested that is!!!!! :shock:

blown13b
Post #56

ARHHHHHHHH 32 i will see ya tomomorrow i guess, look out for the red rota with 3 boostcruisin stickers

51IDE
Post #57

If everyone on boost cruising brings out there mates the night 'should be BIG'

We will have to wait and see........

cams116
Post #58

Well we will be there, in all of our need to be run in cars, so dont go speeding over 80kmh, and it should be ok. biggrin.gif

Post #59

i am definatly up for it......so who's gonna pick me up......some cunts slashed my tyres

Bevan Boy
Post #60

QUOTE
yeah how they going on that???

almost done????

if they give it a roadworthy just bring it out and then if something happens u can put it back on them!




well the car is actually registered and insured and has a rwc(dont know how though)

the car had no mirrors the horn didnt work and the brake booster failed and no rear seatbelts but it still passed rwc! :shock:

but now all i am waiting on is the brake booster and the seatbelts!

plus the car is in towoomba!

damn these rare cars! parts r so hard to get! :evil:

mind u should be worht it when i'm cruising!

Silvia_Xtreme
Post #61

just steer clear of riverside and you should be fine.

s|r_b00st
Post #62

farrkk sounds big.....pitty i live in stoopid redcliffe and cant make it over

shelley would prolly staple my nuts to pole if she saw me there tho :twisted:

Silvia_Xtreme
Post #63

You didnt piss off my mate shelley did you?

shes a harsh biatch, who will, undoubtably, staple one nut to one pole, the other to another pole, and then proceed to beat you with a bat.



where bouts in redcliffe do you live? im sure she'd like to visit ya. wink.gif

Post #64

Warrants? What warrants officer?

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 MPH to keep up with me. Good job!

Are You Andy or Barney?

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me awarning, too!

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school.

"Bad Cop! No Donut!"

"What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.

When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.

If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

Ask if you can see his gun. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

Refer to him by his first name

If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is

After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."

When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.

Clean your ear with his pen.

If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.

Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name

sounded familiar.....

When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.

Ask if you can buy his car.

If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.

Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"

Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party.

So, what's a good bribe go for around here

I hope you realize you're about to ruin a perfect record.

Okay, so I was speeding and I let you catch me - how about

best of three?

You should give the ticket to my damn unreliable cruise

control.

Try to sell him your car.

I was just on my way to your sisters house.

Bevan Boy
Post #65

not again?

VeilsideCoupe are u trying to rack up the posts or something? biggrin.gif

AHH32
Post #66

im gunna be getting there a bit after 9

so please dont go anywhere :cry:

i wont be happy if i miss everyone and then have a shitter of a night again!!!

Mushu
Post #67

OK looks sweet, so whats the deal? ppl meeting at mt gravatt and goin to aspley, then where?

Lurch
Post #68

hi all,since i don't really know any of you guys, when i get down there who should i look for and go and talk to

3rd_Prelude_Man
Post #69

I don't know anyone there either.

I will just drive there and see who I can talk to smile.gif

Well, boostcruising people must be friendly (?)

That is what I am expecting 8)

Paolo
Post #70

nah

all of us r fuckwits and harsh cunts

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