Darwin Spooge #2 - Now with 10% more spooge  

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ToyoChick
Post #10291

For Chris <3 Joe

http://www.fw1.com.au/

JET_RB25
Post #10292

hi everybody....


Well we spent the last hour rinsing the dogs mouth out from the fucking cane toad he decided to lick all over.

incubus
Post #10293

QUOTE (ToyoChick @ Dec 13 2010, 09:25 PM) *
For Chris <3 Joe

http://www.fw1.com.au/


cheers for that. i'll get a few cans

SIKUNIT
Post #10294

Bring some rags on thursday and have a go at whats left in this can first. I might grab a couple of cans aswell.

Dont get any till i find out where Mitch got his cans from, no doubt he would have got them cheaper.

JET_RB25
Post #10295

Look interesting. If it works well i would be keen on a couple cans also Joe.



We need to catch up and discuss the cruise of Defiance.

Mr Mopar
Post #10296

Jesus christ you guys have to see this

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Rat-Rod-Cor...=item20b5b58eb3

What.The.Fuck.

can someone work out how to embedd the images, everyone needs to see this thing.

ToyoChick
Post #10297

QUOTE (JET_RB25 @ Dec 14 2010, 09:06 AM) *
Look interesting. If it works well i would be keen on a couple cans also Joe.



We need to catch up and discuss the cruise of Defiance.

COD for short :P

incubus
Post #10298

will the be nekkid bewbs ?

JET_RB25
Post #10299

Might be.... Worth coming along in the hopes there will be i reckon.

JET_RB25
Post #10300

Fuck you Phil What has been seen cannot be unseen

ToyoChick
Post #10301

You getting some interest in COD?

unreal
Post #10302

QUOTE (SIKUNIT @ Dec 13 2010, 10:37 PM) *
Bring some rags on thursday and have a go at whats left in this can first. I might grab a couple of cans aswell.

Dont get any till i find out where Mitch got his cans from, no doubt he would have got them cheaper.


i just found a full can you gave me joe.. i was sure i used it thou

SIKUNIT
Post #10303

I got half a can here you can try Bj.

Will do on the COD, have to get a few numbers together.

incubus
Post #10304

i'm out of action until january

BEAST MASTER
Post #10305

QUOTE (AKE10 @ Dec 11 2010, 03:15 PM) *
This site hasn't changed much. Haven't been on here in nearly two years. Some things never change.


Sup dude whats cracking!!! Hows the bub? See you more on facebook then here.

unreal
Post #10306

um the serion

incubus
Post #10307

QUOTE (unreal @ Dec 14 2010, 07:46 PM) *
um the serion


fuck that

SIKUNIT
Post #10308

Foot falcon

incubus
Post #10309

thong taxi would be faster

unreal
Post #10310

SIKUNIT
Post #10311

Looks good.

Pitty my computer doesnt have sound.

incubus
Post #10312

is an indie film. don't hold your breath waiting for it to come out as they are still trying to raise the funds to pay for it

incubus
Post #10313

why does my right nut itch more than my left ?

*Shano*
Post #10314

good from you

Mr Mopar
Post #10315

Interesting and I hope you enjoy it. "Palmy" refers to Parmeston - part of the larger Darwin. Recently, Northern Territory Police received an email from a resident through the feedback area on the NTPFES Website titled "Community Policing."

The resident posed the following question;

"I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people and get away with it?"

In response a Sergeant from Palmy replied: First of all, let me tell you this...it's not easy. In the Palmerston and rural area we average one cop for every 750 people. Only about 60% of those cops are on general duty (or what you might refer to as "general patrols") where we do most of our harassing.

The rest are in non-harassing units that do not allow them contact with the day to day innocents. At any given moment only one-fifth of the 60% general patrols are on duty and available for harassing people while the rest are off duty. So roughly, one cop is responsible for harassing about 6,000 residents.

When you toss in the commercial business, and tourist locations that attract people from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where a single cop is responsible for harassing 15,000 or more people a day. Now, your average eight-hour shift runs 28,800 seconds long. This gives a cop two thirds of a second to harass a person, and then only another 1/3 of a second to drink a Paul's Iced Coffee AND then find a new person to harass. This is not an easy task. To be honest, most cops are not up to this challenge day in and day out. It is just too tiring. What we do is utilize some tools to help us narrow down those people which we can realistically harass.
The tools available to us are as follows:

PHONE: People will call us up and point out things that cause us to focus on a person for special harassment. "My neighbour is beating his wife" is a code phrase used often. This means we'll come out and give somebody some special harassment. Another popular one is, "There's a guy breaking into a house." The harassment team is then put into action.

CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass people who drive. They like to harass the drivers of fast cars, cars with no insurance or no driver's licences and the like. Its lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic for nothing more obvious than running a red light. Sometimes you get to really heap the harassment on when you find they have drugs in the car, they are drunk, or have an outstanding FINS warrant on file.

RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the sight of a police officer. Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like a beagle on the scent of a bunny. When you catch them you can harass them for hours.

LAWS: When we don't have PHONES or CARS and have nothing better to do, there are actually books that give us ideas for reasons to harass folks. They are called "Statutes”. These include the Criminal Code, Summary Offences Act, Traffic Act and a whole bunch of others ... They all spell out all sorts of things for which you can really mess with people. After you read the law, you can just drive around for a while until you find someone violating one of these listed offences and harass them. Just last week I saw a guy trying to steal a car. Well, there's this book we have that says that's not allowed. That meant I got permission to harass this guy.

It is a really cool system that we have set up, and it works pretty well. We seem to have a never-ending supply of folks to harass. And we get away with it. Why? Because for the good citizens who pay the tab, we try to keep the streets safe for them, and they pay us to "harass" some people. Next time you are in Palmerston give me the old "single finger wave." That's another one of those codes. It means, "You can harass me." It's one of our favourites. "

NT1200
Post #10316

I like it :P

incubus
Post #10317

QUOTE (ToyoChick @ Dec 13 2010, 09:25 PM) *
For Chris <3 Joe

http://www.fw1.com.au/


this shit is awsome!! going to order a box after xmas so if anyone wants a can let me know.

these shots were taken after a quick rub with using just the residue on the cloth


 
incubus
Post #10318

unreal's favourite stripper brandi is working her last night in darwin tonight :)

NT1200
Post #10319

that raisers a few questions....

unreal
Post #10320

the other night proved that im not the only 1 who likes Brandi :unsure:

unreal
Post #10321

incubus
Post #10322

i knew you wouldn't let me down ben

JET_RB25
Post #10323

Saw her today at hidden valley. I like Brandi as well.

unreal
Post #10324

best lap dance eeeeevvvvveeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr...

unreal
Post #10325



plus



=
would be best double act...

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