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Pure-SX
Post #351

is that so Kat?

I will go to lunch if there will be more then myself and Adam tongue.gif.

Friday in a few weeks anyone?

Too much shit on eh Chris?

incubus
Post #352

QUOTE(kittykat12 @ Oct 1 2007, 12:14 PM) [snapback]1281487350[/snapback]

I think the child is refering to us Chris.


i'm starting to stink so but who's a child ?

kittykat12
Post #353

we dont wanna know about your date with adam, wat happens between you 2 stays between you 2.


gettin slow with old age ay chris.... stephen is the child, he cracked a sook coz i didnt say good morning

Pure-SX
Post #354

He's buying? tongue.gif

djbeam666
Post #355

monday lunches are better for me. can't and dont get fridays off.

incubus
Post #356

oh my bad

kittykat12
Post #357

QUOTE(Pure-SX @ Oct 1 2007, 12:19 PM) [snapback]1281487371[/snapback]

He's buying? tongue.gif

always thought you were a girl

incubus
Post #358

The perfect day according to:

HER
***


8:45 wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 Pounds lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at Outdoor Cafe'
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into Boyfriend's/Husband's ex - notice she's
gained 30 lbs.
3:00 Manicure, Facial, Massage, Nap.
7:30 Candlelight dinner for 2 and dancing.
10:00 Make Slow, sweet, romantic love.
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms.

HIM
***

10:00 Wake up
10:02 Oral Sex
10:10 Big Breakfast
11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe
2:15 Enormous lunch
3:15 Oral sex
3:25 Play sports with the guys
4:30 Drink Beer with the guys
6:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:40 Oral sex
6:50 Huge dinner, more beer
11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex
11:10 sleep.



QUOTE(kittykat12 @ Oct 1 2007, 12:21 PM) [snapback]1281487377[/snapback]

always thought you were a girl


oi there aint nothing wrong with wearing a skirt unsure.gif



if you're scottish

vh-holden
Post #359

lunch today?
1pm in town?

djbeam666
Post #360

already there. where?

gemzu
Post #361

Friday's are a day stuff always comes up make it a different day


Ohhhhhhh now my old posts show up

incubus
Post #362

don't eat with them josh....they gots coodies

vh-holden
Post #363

i dunno. i still need to have a shower and drive in.

Pure-SX
Post #364

yeah where lol?

galleria? its 20 to 1 adam? quick shower quick drive eh?

djbeam666
Post #365

coodies????? really?? ive had my shot already. i should be alright. shouldn't i????

i give adam 10 mins, and he'll be there (here).

Pure-SX
Post #366

QUOTE(kittykat12 @ Oct 1 2007, 12:21 PM) [snapback]1281487377[/snapback]

always thought you were a girl


..... facesjump.gif

you know what they say you are what you eat

pew pew shazam

incubus
Post #367

TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

10 - YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE
ON THE ROAD.

8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.

6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.

5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.

3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"

2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN

vh-holden
Post #368

too much effort.

so, when and where for next week?

incubus
Post #369

softicle adam !

Pure-SX
Post #370

Monday?

kittykat12
Post #371

Virgins Guide to Bra Removal

OBJECTIVE

To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.

WHAT YOU NEED

1) Girl with bra
2) Two functional hands
3) Common Sense

TECHNIQUES

1) THE HOUDINI HUG -- Using sleight-of-hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"
2) MCGYVER'S OFF-THE-SHOULDER SLIDE -- An alternative method to use after ten minutes of unsuccessful hugging.
3) HILTON'S LAST RESORT -- Beg like a dog and learn to absorb the harsh sound of wicked laughter.

DO NOT USE: scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, Black Magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer.

WARNING: When removing a bra you should not say the following:
1) "I really want to thank you for this."
2) "Dang it! I thought they were bigger."
3) "Do you have any cereal?"

incubus
Post #372

Rules Men Wish Women Knew


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair, ever.

4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.

5. Get rid of your cat.

6. Sunday = Sports.

7. Anything you wear is fine, really.

8. Women wearing Wonder bras and low cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

9. You have too many shoes.

10. Crying is blackmail.

11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

13. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult that peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

14. Yes, and no are perfectly acceptable answers.

15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

17. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

18. If you don't dress like the Victoria Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, then we meant the other one.

20. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

21. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to appear.

22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell how you want it done-not both.

23. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

24. You have enough clothes.

25. Nothing says "I love you" like a load of baby gravy to the face .

Pure-SX
Post #373

or just find a Shazza that aint wear no bra

/vomit

incubus
Post #374

shazza's need lovin' too ya know

kittykat12
Post #375

QUOTE(gemzu @ Oct 1 2007, 11:37 AM) [snapback]1281487219[/snapback]

Well then post your boobies


why would i want everyone to see my boobies? only special ppl see my boobies

incubus
Post #376

bowrofl.gif
no comment kat

djbeam666
Post #377

you really shouldnt leave a question and statement open like that. wouldnt want people to misinterpert it. LOL

gemzu
Post #378

QUOTE(kittykat12 @ Oct 1 2007, 01:19 PM) [snapback]1281487453[/snapback]

why would i want everyone to see my boobies? only special ppl see my boobies


Well you post other ppls but you like yours - seems logical

Darkness
Post #379

QUOTE(kittykat12 @ Oct 1 2007, 12:45 PM) [snapback]1281487441[/snapback]

Virgins Guide to Bra Removal

OBJECTIVE

To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.

WHAT YOU NEED

1) Girl with bra
2) Two functional hands
3) Common Sense

TECHNIQUES

1) THE HOUDINI HUG -- Using sleight-of-hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"
2) MCGYVER'S OFF-THE-SHOULDER SLIDE -- An alternative method to use after ten minutes of unsuccessful hugging.
3) HILTON'S LAST RESORT -- Beg like a dog and learn to absorb the harsh sound of wicked laughter.

DO NOT USE: scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, Black Magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer.

WARNING: When removing a bra you should not say the following:
1) "I really want to thank you for this."
2) "Dang it! I thought they were bigger."
3) "Do you have any cereal?"



If you got the skills you can do it one handed biggrin.gif

kittykat12
Post #380

you will learn soon no matter wat i say it gets taken the wrong way.

meg i was refering to the boobies in my avatar.

gemzu
Post #381

QUOTE(djbeam666 @ Oct 1 2007, 01:28 PM) [snapback]1281487481[/snapback]

you really shouldnt leave a question and statement open like that. wouldnt want people to misinterpert it. LOL


You are obviously new - this thread is all about leaving yourself open so the next hornbag that comes in can comment sexually towards the original poster

gemzu
Post #382

QUOTE(kittykat12 @ Oct 1 2007, 01:29 PM) [snapback]1281487486[/snapback]

you will learn soon no matter wat i say it gets taken the wrong way.


Actually that isn't true - anything anyone says is taken the wrong way, it's just some choose to word things differently to others

gemzu
Post #383

QUOTE(Darkness @ Oct 1 2007, 01:29 PM) [snapback]1281487485[/snapback]

If you got the skills you can do it one handed biggrin.gif


One handed through a couple of layers is even more skillful ohmy.gif

gemzu
Post #384

QUOTE(kittykat12 @ Oct 1 2007, 01:29 PM) [snapback]1281487486[/snapback]

you will learn soon no matter wat i say it gets taken the wrong way.

meg i was refering to the boobies in my avatar.


Meh they are ok seen better

RIPHSV
Post #385

QUOTE(gemzu @ Oct 1 2007, 11:48 AM) [snapback]1281487017[/snapback]

What you and Joe have is Love - so beautiful! drool.gif cool.gif bowrofl.gif

u will get shot eek.gif

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