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moomaniac
A penguin takes his car to a garage and the mechanic says he needs an hour to check it out. He goes across the street to the 7-11 to kill some time and gets an ice cream. Penguins love icecream. But because he has no hands the poor little guy gets ice cream all over his beak. So he goes back to the mechanic, and the guy tells him 'it looks like you blew a seal', and the penguin says 'no that's just a little icecream'.
Morgish
The version i know is better.



A penguin takes his broken car to his kiki mechanic. The mechanic says, its looks like youve blown a seal. The penguin replys, "Least i dont fuck sheap"
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