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Nathan
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Milburn - capital of Victoria

Peck - to fill a suitcase

Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects

Pigs - for hanging out washing with

Pump - to act as agent for prostitute

Pug - large animal with a curly tail

Nin tin dough - computer game

Munner stroney - soup

Min - male of the species

Mess Kara - eye makeup

McKennock - person who fixes cars

Mere - Mayor

Leather - foam produced from soap

Lift - departed

Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman

Kittle crusps - potato chips

Ken's - Cairns

Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim

Jungle Bills - Christmas carol

Inner me - enemy

Guess - vapour

Fush - marine creatures

Fitter cheney - type of pasta

Ever cardeau - avocado

Fear hear - blonde

Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen

Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym

Duffy cult - not easy

Amejen - visualise

Day old chuck - very young poultry

Bug hut - popular recording

Bun button - been bitten by insect

Beard - a place to sleep

Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers

Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline

Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests

Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden

One Doze - well known computer program

Brudge - structure spanning a stream

Sex - one less than sivven

Tin - one more than nine

Iggs Ecktly - Precisely

Earplane - large flying machine

Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport

Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft

Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft

Cuds - children

Pits - domestic animals

Cuttin - baby cat

Munce - usually served on toast
Belgarion
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Azza
aye - how tru is that - exactly how my aunty talks
gtrchick00
laugh.gif ahhh how funny
boosted_99
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ... NICE JOB DUDE!! *THUMBS UP*
Mini_Truckin_Rodeo
That some funny stuff!, its funny in that it all true!
TurbostyleR
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Capriv8
water loader sheet. oi doenut torque lick that! :x
L1S5Y
hahaha my mate speaks exactly like that, nice work tongue.gif
Michel
awesome laugh.gif
SLO 33
Iggs Ecktly - Precisely

haha, so funny tongue.gif
04ETA
hahahaha *hill erious*
Remorse
choice bro tafe.
SupraCrazy
Made my day! laugh.gif
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