Two women meet at The Pearly Gates:

"Hi. My name is Wanda."

"Hi. I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?"

"It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. How about you."

"I died from a heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."

"So, what happened?"

"I was so sure there was another woman in the house somewhere, that I started running all over the place looking. I ran up into the Attic and search, and down in the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and I finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."

"Too bad you didn't look in the freezer...we'd both still be alive."

hahaha

good one

lol, nice

Old, but funny

LOL funny shit

Damn day guy waz hittin tu bitches...

Waht a mannn.

haha, nice work..

lol

bwahahaahhaaha - thats neat

very good had a laugh

lol

hee hee. thats a good one man.

man

thats pretty funny hahahaha

bahahahahhahaha funny

hahhahahahahahahah

haha good stuff

that was a classic m8 good work

hahah nice!!

lol..still funnny