Man suspects wife cheating.
So, he hired the cheapest Chinese detective, he received this report:sir: You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree-l......ook in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see. NO FEE. CHUNG LEE