QUOTE (NOS @ Nov 2 2009, 06:26 AM)

wtf is with the long arse teacher one?
cliff notes:
guy likes his teacher and forgets his logon for his school ID
starts a convo with his teacher finds out she likes salmon and berrys and hunny
asks teacher what his password is, teacher finds out that its her name saying she's sexy
teacher says that personal things should be kept to himself
turns out she was a bear and starts chasing him
he runs into a pre-school and the bear kills some pre-schoolers
guys plan was to run outside onto the jungle jim get on the roof and flag down a helicopter.
or some shit like that.
Sadly there was no bel-air.