Also want to see fail video's from youtube
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As the topic says, tell us about a time you messed something up, whether its not so bad or an epic fail let us know.
Also want to see fail video's from youtube
Also want to see fail video's from youtube
QUOTE (CKY767 @ Oct 21 2009, 06:49 PM) 
awesome
haha webbey that thread was fail wasn't it. bad luck mr rolex, no time machine for you
back o.t. put up some fail vids or stories
back o.t. put up some fail vids or stories
A cut n paste of my fail the other night.....
Dropped the old box out of my diesel 4runner...bolted a new cluch and slave in,all going good...
fucked around trying to get the box positioned on 2 trolley jacks to roll it into place...
Gearbox fell off jacks,and landed on my leg....
So after quite a bit of swearing and yelling,I stumbled around my yard looking for my neighbours cat to kick....couldnt find the fucker.
Since my catkicking idea fucked up,I done the sensible thing,phoned a few mates,and asked for a hand...
So after nearly a fucking day,we got the gearbox in,crossmember bolted up....started bolting up the bellhousing....not all the boltholes line up exactly,and the starter wont fit pissed.gif
Wrong bloody bellhousing tears.gif
So now,after all that,i have to pull it out and start over again....and its all the fuckin cats fault...dunno why,but it just is....
PART 2....
Yesterday arvo i decided to fix my fuckup....but mates were busy...
So i unhooked the chain from the kitchen sink and got the mrs out to help me...
I dropped the box back out,changed bellhousing and stuff,and we went the 2 jack idea again....
Got it up in there no worries,bolted the box up,and put my new clutch slave cylinder and we went to bleed it....
fluid started pissing out of the rubber boot as soon as she touched the pedal....
the brand new clutch slave had no bloody middle in it!!!!!
Yes,you read right....
Some theiving shit came and pinched the piston out of my slave cylinder while i had my back turned...
More than likely though one of the philipino slavechildren forgot to put the piston in while producing it in the factory....the slavemaster musta had the whip out....
so Box is in,hilux is driving beautiful,and i have a old slightly leaky slave cylinder till tomorrow...
PPS....I saw the rolex thread earlier....that is gold...
Dropped the old box out of my diesel 4runner...bolted a new cluch and slave in,all going good...
fucked around trying to get the box positioned on 2 trolley jacks to roll it into place...
Gearbox fell off jacks,and landed on my leg....
So after quite a bit of swearing and yelling,I stumbled around my yard looking for my neighbours cat to kick....couldnt find the fucker.
Since my catkicking idea fucked up,I done the sensible thing,phoned a few mates,and asked for a hand...
So after nearly a fucking day,we got the gearbox in,crossmember bolted up....started bolting up the bellhousing....not all the boltholes line up exactly,and the starter wont fit pissed.gif
Wrong bloody bellhousing tears.gif
So now,after all that,i have to pull it out and start over again....and its all the fuckin cats fault...dunno why,but it just is....
PART 2....
Yesterday arvo i decided to fix my fuckup....but mates were busy...
So i unhooked the chain from the kitchen sink and got the mrs out to help me...
I dropped the box back out,changed bellhousing and stuff,and we went the 2 jack idea again....
Got it up in there no worries,bolted the box up,and put my new clutch slave cylinder and we went to bleed it....
fluid started pissing out of the rubber boot as soon as she touched the pedal....
the brand new clutch slave had no bloody middle in it!!!!!
Yes,you read right....
Some theiving shit came and pinched the piston out of my slave cylinder while i had my back turned...
More than likely though one of the philipino slavechildren forgot to put the piston in while producing it in the factory....the slavemaster musta had the whip out....
so Box is in,hilux is driving beautiful,and i have a old slightly leaky slave cylinder till tomorrow...
PPS....I saw the rolex thread earlier....that is gold...
hmm thats gotta suck my fail was that i bougth this rebuilt engine once found out the heads ect werent tensions downed nor where the bearing caps ect and fucked it first kick 2gs later in legal fees i got my 3gs back my 3gs and another motor
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.
The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.
She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.
I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.
He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22.
He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work.
Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.
Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.
Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.
The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.
She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.
I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.
He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22.
He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work.
Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.
Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.
Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
lol jake haha
hahahahaha i love that! well done
Thats pretty good, haha made me lol
I just remembered an epic fail....
went out one night and stayed at a mates place, had to go to work the next day at the CBA so woke up and put on my suit from the previous day and the same clothes i had gone out in, minus my boxers. Walked to work after parking my car, strolling down collins st pretty impressed with myself for pulling an all nighter and actually being on time to work and sorta sober. Walked past this farkin hot bird, and she smiled at me, so naturally i felt pretty good about myself. Eventually I got to work and started to think as I was walkin up the stairs, gee it feels pretty breazy, I looked down and low and behold my fly was undone and old mate was hangin out, I reckon I musta walked the whole way down collins st like it. So that bird wasnt smiling at me she was prob about to laugh at me lol
went out one night and stayed at a mates place, had to go to work the next day at the CBA so woke up and put on my suit from the previous day and the same clothes i had gone out in, minus my boxers. Walked to work after parking my car, strolling down collins st pretty impressed with myself for pulling an all nighter and actually being on time to work and sorta sober. Walked past this farkin hot bird, and she smiled at me, so naturally i felt pretty good about myself. Eventually I got to work and started to think as I was walkin up the stairs, gee it feels pretty breazy, I looked down and low and behold my fly was undone and old mate was hangin out, I reckon I musta walked the whole way down collins st like it. So that bird wasnt smiling at me she was prob about to laugh at me lol
QUOTE (CKY767 @ Oct 23 2009, 10:11 PM)
I just remembered an epic fail....
went out one night and stayed at a mates place, had to go to work the next day at the CBA so woke up and put on my suit from the previous day and the same clothes i had gone out in, minus my boxers. Walked to work after parking my car, strolling down collins st pretty impressed with myself for pulling an all nighter and actually being on time to work and sorta sober. Walked past this farkin hot bird, and she smiled at me, so naturally i felt pretty good about myself. Eventually I got to work and started to think as I was walkin up the stairs, gee it feels pretty breazy, I looked down and low and behold my fly was undone and old mate was hangin out, I reckon I musta walked the whole way down collins st like it. So that bird wasnt smiling at me she was prob about to laugh at me lol
went out one night and stayed at a mates place, had to go to work the next day at the CBA so woke up and put on my suit from the previous day and the same clothes i had gone out in, minus my boxers. Walked to work after parking my car, strolling down collins st pretty impressed with myself for pulling an all nighter and actually being on time to work and sorta sober. Walked past this farkin hot bird, and she smiled at me, so naturally i felt pretty good about myself. Eventually I got to work and started to think as I was walkin up the stairs, gee it feels pretty breazy, I looked down and low and behold my fly was undone and old mate was hangin out, I reckon I musta walked the whole way down collins st like it. So that bird wasnt smiling at me she was prob about to laugh at me lol
Fuck thorpey she must have had good eyes!
QUOTE (Blake Kennedy @ Oct 23 2009, 10:30 PM)
Fuck thorpey she must have had good eyes!
FKN LOL
Went to make noodles for a quick lunch, put water in, chucked in the white box for 2 mins, added flavor and then took a fork full, and wondered why they where cold and still sorta stiff.. seems the microwave was on defrost
Guess its a sign to eat more Pies and Chips while spending a few hours in shed
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