lots of jokes about them all the time dont think im slack or racist, every1 does them. enjoy and wb:)



Q: whats wrong with 2 abbos driving off a cliff in a commodore?
A: you can fit 3 more in the back


Q:....whats wrong with 5 abbos driving off a cliff in a commodore?
A: you can squesh atleast 5 more in the boot


Q: what is the difference between an abbo and a parkbench?
A: a parkbench can support a family


Q: whats the difference between a trampoline and an abbo?
A: you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline


Q: how do you kill a thousand flies?
A: punch an abbo in the face


Q: whats the difference between an onion and an abbo
A: when you cut up an abbo you dont cry


Q: why do seagulls have wings?
A: so they can beat the abbo's to the tip


Q: what do you call an abbo with a sheet of tin metal over his head?
A: a first home owner


Q::...what do you call an abbo with 2 sheets of tin metal over his head?
A: a real estate agent


Q: why do u call abbo's boongs?
A: because thats the noise they make when you swerve and run them over


Q: a prostitue shouts across the street to an abbo "hey black boy u want a blow job"
A: he replies, "go away i dont want any kind of job"


Q: whats the difference between a dead abbo on the road and a dead deer on the road?
A: the deer had skid marks before it


Q: what do you call an abbo with one thong?
A: lucky!


Q:....what do you call an abbo with 2 thongs?
A: a thief!

some are meh few funnys though

Hektik as blood...

Now pass the flagon

i lold

what do you call a abbo with a ferrari
a thief

what do you call a abbo with 2 ferraris
a good thief

what do you call a abbo withh 3 ferraris
mate

what do you call a bunch of abbos rolling down a hil
abbolanche

what do you call them rolling back up the hill
black magic

what do you call a abbo in the freezer
stiff shit

what do you do if an abbo runs at you with half a head
reload and shoot again

why do you go to an abbos garage sale
to get ur stuff back

why dont you throw rocks at an abbo on a push bike
its probably your push bike


i have many many many more hahaha

where is harry cornic jr now huh

What do abo kids get for Christmas?
Your bike
What's long, black and smells like shit?
The unemployment line
How do you get 100 abos into a mini?
Throw in a dole cheque
How do you get them back out?
Throw in a job application
How do you know when an abos robbed your house?
Your thongs are gone and your dog's pregnant
How can you tell the bride at an abo wedding?
She's the one with the new thongs
How do you get an abo woman pregnant?
Cum in the gutter and the flies will do the rest
What does an abo woman use as a vibrator?
A beer bottle full of blow flies
Why the wedding cake made of shit at an abo wedding?
Keep the flies off the bride
Why dont abo women wear pants?
Keep the flies off their face
Why do abos carry a piece of shit around in their pocket?
ID
What do you call an abo on a waterslide?
Sewerage

jokes about aboriginals aren't funny...you guys are pathetic

go away

whate are 3 things an abbo cant get..
a black eye
a big lip
and a job

what do you call an abo with a peg leg?

shit on a stick! lol.

mmmmm i could add a few in here but i better not lol

Q. how do ya starve a coon?
A. hide his food stamps under work boots.

haaha

what do say if ya see ur tv floating at night
DROP IT coon

what do apples and abos have in common?
Both look nice hanging from trees

2 aboriginals are talking one day and one goes "wheneber i hab sex with a white girl, i always get really red burnin eyes, a runny nose and really sore throat" the other goes "yeh me two, think its the capcicum spray"

the first one is and olllllllld one, but funny none the less!

hardin up
go away

Q: why does Beyonce sing "to the left to the left?"
A: coz black people have no rights

Q: why are abos so fast?
A: all the slow ones get caught

Q: why are abos getting stronger?
A: TVs are getting bigger

2 white guys go up to a abo on the street, they give him a dice and tell him to roll, they said if you roll 1,2,3,4,5 you die, the abo asked "what if i roll a 6?", they replied "ya get another go"

haha i got one

Why has Cathy Freeman Never Been Pregnant?
Cuase shes the only coon who can outrun her uncle

Bahahaha I lol'd at the last couple.

Fucking lol'd at that.

What do you do when you see a coon jogging in the street...

Trip him and give the lady's purse back