four blonds are stuck on an island only about five miles from mainland salvation. one blond decides that she is a strong enough swimmer to make it to shore. she gets about a half a mile out, gets tired and drowns. the second one say i know im a better swimmer than her and decide to try. she makes it a little farther, almost a mile, gets tired and drowns. the third one decides to try her luck and to the surprise of the fourth one she returns a few hours later. when the fourth one asks what happened the third one calmly replies. " i made it half way and was too tired so i came back!"

Carl was a WWII veteran that stormed the beaches of normandy. Carl decided to face his demons one year with a visit to Nomandy france but as he got to imigration in paris he was asked for his passport. "I dont have one" replied Carl. the frenchmen with his snotty attitude asked Carl if he had ever been to france before. Carl said "yes a long time ago". the frenchmen said to Carl "if you have been here before then surely you knew you had to have your passport" Carl had lost his patience by this time grabbed the frenchmen by the shirt and said " well when i came ashore in 1944 there wasnt a single frenchmen around to show it to".