Double thread? sorry if it is.

I know they're 'old' but cmon.

and go.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condoms.. there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

If you had $5 and Chuck Norris had $5, he would have more money than you

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he isn't lifting himself, but pushing the earth down

When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he does not get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris

The Big Bang Theory, was infact Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking God in the face

There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris' computer, Chuck Norris is always in control

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

When the boogyman goes to bed, he checks his cupboard for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice

What is Chuck Norris times 3? Oblivion

Chuck Norris does not take showers. He only takes Blood Baths



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they go on forever!!! feel free to add

Y'know there's a jokes section for this right?

laaaaaawwwwwwlll i love chuck norris jokes....can never seem to remember them though

Chuck Norris doesnt hide...He waits

This


Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.

Chuck Norris wants this thread closed

Too late he already closed it without having to close it

GTFO AND GO BACK TO POSTING IN THE PERSON ABOVE YOU THREAD MRS EVADED!

haha i would go back to my thread but no one else is posting in it at the moment.

lol, whats going on? cant we all just get along and enjoy Chuck Norris for all that he is. haha.

i wasn't sure if it is a double thread, or not. thats why i said what i said at the top of the thread bud.

It's not a case of double posting it's just that there is a whole section dedicated to jokes

A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

as true as that may be, i think there should be a thread in off topic about it anyways lol

chuck norris does not breathe, he olds air hostage.

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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

Moved to Jokes.

Ha.

ROCK ON
R~R

@#$!! haha

Fuck up idiot. Your such a fuckwit.
Chuck Norris wants you dead.

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer...


Too bad Chuck Norris never cries..

Chuck Norris actually died many years ago but the grim reaper just hasn't got up the balls to tell him


....old and still BLOODY FUNNY....

more here:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/new.html

get angry buddy lol

Chuck norris doesnt need pick up lines, he just says "now"

chuck norris can connect four in only three moves.


if you can spell chuck norris in scrabble, you win.. forever

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

chuck norris unscrambles eggs

jesus may b able to walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

who would win a race out of superman and the flash. chuck norris

they where gonna put chuck norris in street fighter but when the game tester found a glitch that every button you press makes him do a roundhouse they went and asked him about this glitch his reply was "that is no glitch"

Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.

Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder

There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris

You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you’re Chuck Norris

haha i love these jokes lol

When he's havin sex he's always on top because Chuck Norris never Fucks up.