Ok, little copypasta from another forum im on, firstly, these jokes do not reflect me in any way, shape, or form, and although i pissed myself laughing at a few of them, my god some of them are harsh.....


Tasmanian couple walking out of the divorce court, the wife is crying her heart out. Husband says, "Oh for fuck's sake stop crying, you're still my sister."



I am going to watch my wedding video in reverse later. I love the part where she takes her ring off and walks down the isle backwards, gets in the car and fucks off.



Today, an Abbo was found nailed to a tree, stabbed six times and shot twice. Redfern police said it's the worst case of suicide they had ever seen.



Woman goes into a shoe shop and sees a gorgeous pair of white stilettos. She asks what are they made of. The assistant said they were made from human skin and cost $1500.00 a pair. The woman said she could not afford that. The assistant said says "Don't worry, we have them in black for $4.99."



Woman in labour shouting and screaming as usual, "get this out of me, give me drugs." She turns to the boyfriend and says, "You did this to me you fucker." He replied casually, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said, 'fuck off, it'll be too painful,'..... now who's laughing."



How do you stop a baby from drowning?
take your foot off its head.



Whats the difference between a white baby and a black baby?
about 5 minutes in the microwave on high.



Whats the difference between a baby and a buoy?
the buoy will still float if you tie a brick to its kneck.



ow do you get a baby into a tea cup?
through a blender.
How do you get it back out?
through a straw.


Whats a dead baby look like, in a blender?
i don't know i was too busy masturbating



whats the difference between a ferrari and a barrell of dead babies?
i don't have a ferrari in my garage



whats small and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
a dead baby with slashed floatiess



how do you know a baby is dead?
the dog plays with it more



What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A Big Mac



whats small and can't turn corners?
a baby with a javelin through its head



what did the death dumb blind kid get for christmas?
cancer



whats the best thing about thirty two year olds?
that there's thirty of them



whats the worst thing about fucking a three year old?
getting the bloodstains out of the clown suit



whats the worst thing about going down on bald pussy?
putting the nappy back on



Whats the Best thing about getting a blowjob from a Ethiopian?
You know she'll swallow



How do you circumcise a redneck?
kick his sister in the teeth



what did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?
get off me dad, your squashing me ciggs



What do you call a fat asian man?
Chunk



whats the difference between a pussy and a bowling ball?
you can fit three fingers in a bowling ball



what do you call a aboriginal with one sheet of metal?
first home buyer



what do you call a aboriginal with 5 sheets of metal
real estate agent



what do you call a aboriginal in the snow?
Lamington



What do you call a bunch of aboriginals swimming?
Sewerage



What do you call a bunch of aboriginals running down a hill?
Abolanche



Why Are aboriginals called Boongs?
thats the sound they make when you hit them with your car



Whats a Aboriginals main mode of transport?
A Paddy Wagon



Did you hear about the aboriginal doctor?
he writes his prescriptions in spray paint



what do you get if you cross a aboriginal with a asian person?
a car thief who can't drive



whats 3 things a aboriginal cannot get?

A black eye, a fat lip and a job



Whats the only positive thing about somalia?
HIV


What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand!



What do you give a pedo who has everything?
A bigger parish



How do you make a puppy drink?
Chuck it in a blender



Q. What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A. A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven



Q. What's the hardest thing about making vegetable soup?
A. Trying to get the wheelchair into the pot.



what file do you use to turn a 5mm hole into a 40mm hole?
a pedophile



Q: Whats the hardest thing about pushing a 5 year old down syndrome child down a flight of stairs?
A: My penis



Did you hear Michael Jackson died of food poisoning....
...thats what happens when you eat 7 year old sausage



Did you hear McDonalds is bringing out a Michael Jackson burger...
...its fifty year old meat squashed between 2 seven year old buns

thats some harsh shit lol

wow some of that is pritty heavy

Some are those are very cringe worthy but amusing never the less

Some of this shit is very repetitive xD

well u seem like a pedo to me with the kid shit mate get it off there and with the babies fucking disgusting do u have kids?

thats fucking awfull and saying shit like that even no its a joke is sick u think like a pedo clown suit 3 yr old girl

Cry me a river timberlake

1. Its the internet

2. Its just copy and pasted jokes from all over the internet.

hahahaha hahahahahah ahhahahahahaha

but f#$% some harsh / wrong shit in there but still , my miss was disgusted which made it even beter

hahahahhaa

"Whats a dead baby look like, in a blender?
i don't know i was too busy masturbating"

fucking LOL. that is so incredibly gross

^^^ +1

FUCKING LOL

fuck bro thats fucked up shit lol

Q. What does a cricket ball and an abos @#$! have in common?

A. If you try really, really, REALLY hard, you can eat a cricket ball.

ahahhahahaha

hahaha
good stuff

some were great others were not good at all but to the people who dont frigin like them no one had a gun to your heads so stop fukin complaing and he did fukin warn you so good job buddy hope you have more but yeah the kids ones were a bit on the crude side

hahahahahaha

oh shits they're baddddddd!

most of them are funny as fuck haha

lol not bad

mwhaha

wow those baby jokes r fucked mate.

made my day

abit over the top, abit to harsh...

down to the positives,
some where great

Pathetic