Ahmed the Arab came to Sydney from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very Ill.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help Him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor, who said, 'Take dees bocket, go Into de odder room, shit in de bocket, piss on de shit, and den put your head Down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'

Ahmid took The bucket, went into the other room, shit in the bucket, pissed on the shit, Bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the Doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with Me?'

The doctor said, 'You were homesick .'

Add your own jokes here!!

ha

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London, one took a window seat, and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, I need to get up and get a coke.
Don't get up said the American, I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for you.
As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat in it.
When he returned with the coke, the other Arab said, That looks good, I'd really like one, too.
Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone, the other Arab picked up his other shoe and spat in it.
When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his
Shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way"; he asked.
"How long must this go on?"
"This fighting between our nations?"
"This hatred?"
"This animosity?"
"This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

Ouch thats abit harsh ^^^

LOL