Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
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Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.
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So what if Jesus turned water into wine...I turned a whole student loan into Vodka once. Your move Jesus...
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Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids.
I won!
No one's a match for me and my kettle.
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The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "Beer please, blackie."
He hit the roof and said, "Why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it."
So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "Beer please, honkey."
I said, "Sorry mate, we don't serve blackies in here."
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How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
When your wife has to chew before she swallows.
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What does a redhead miss most about parties?
The invitation.