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sick_twisted
OK RU SMART ANSER THIS?

THERE IS A RIVER A GUY HAS A BOAT AND ON ONE SIDE OF THE RIVER IS A FOX AND A CHICKEN AND SOME CHICKEN FOOD
THE GUY CAN ONLY TAKE ONE ITEM OVER AT A TIME ,IF HE TAKES THE FOX THE CHICKEN WILL EAT THE FOOD, IF HE TAKES THE FOOD THE FOX WILL EAT THE CHICKEN HOW DOES HE DO IT IF U GET IT RIGHT ILL OWE YA 20 BUCKS
vk_calais308
its a trick question, the chickin would be eating the chickin food then the fox would own the chickin. you cant get the fucking bastards to the other side of the river!! y would u anyway, fuk the fox, fuk the chickin, and fuk its food!!
(mr2)
take the chicken over and leave it, go back and get the chicken food and take that over, leave the food take the chicken back, get the fox and take that over, leave the fox and the food go back and get the chicken... will you pay me now?
vk_calais308
yeh you could do that but it wouldnt work to begin with.
insanity
why wouldn't that work?
(mr2)
and why is that..
vk_calais308
coz like i said in the first post... the chickin would already be eating the food and the fox would own the chicken. u cant have the post saying there on the other side doing nothing till you come along with a boat and give them a lift to the other side of the river, then they start eating all the shit
sick_twisted
free stuff plus cheap stuff
sick_twisted
QUOTE ((mr2) @ Aug 18 2009, 12:09 AM) *
take the chicken over and leave it, go back and get the chicken food and take that over, leave the food take the chicken back, get the fox and take that over, leave the fox and the food go back and get the chicken... will you pay me now?



free stuff plus cheap stuff
vk_calais308
zzz...
sick_twisted
QUOTE ((mr2) @ Aug 18 2009, 12:09 AM) *
take the chicken over and leave it, go back and get the chicken food and take that over, leave the food take the chicken back, get the fox and take that over, leave the fox and the food go back and get the chicken... will you pay me now?



CORRECT
(mr2)
QUOTE (vk_calais308 @ Aug 17 2009, 11:45 PM) *
coz like i said in the first post... the chickin would already be eating the food and the fox would own the chicken. u cant have the post saying there on the other side doing nothing till you come along with a boat and give them a lift to the other side of the river, then they start eating all the shit



Where does it say the guy is on the other side of the river than the chicken, chicken food and the fox?
(mr2)
QUOTE (sick_twisted @ Aug 17 2009, 11:47 PM) *
free stuff plus cheap stuff



eh? can I have my money please.
sick_twisted
QUOTE ((mr2) @ Aug 18 2009, 12:21 AM) *
eh? can I have my money please.



WERE DO U LIVE DO U TAKE PAYPAL HAHAHHAH WANNA PLAY DOUBLE OR NOTHING?
(mr2)
double or nothing then I guess, not like youo are going to pay me anyway smile.gif

or you can keep the money and buy a keyboard with a working caps lock.
vk_calais308
QUOTE ((mr2) @ Aug 18 2009, 12:20 AM) *
Where does it say the guy is on the other side of the river than the chicken, chicken food and the fox?



i can see you view but can you see mine. ur idea works but so does mine
sick_twisted
ok im thinkg of one i fixed me key board
(mr2)
QUOTE (vk_calais308 @ Aug 17 2009, 11:54 PM) *
i can see you view but can you see mine. ur idea works but so does mine



No, just admit that your not smart enough and that I got it right before you.
vk_calais308
negative
sick_twisted
QUOTE ((mr2) @ Aug 18 2009, 12:26 AM) *
No, just admit that your not smart enough and that I got it right before you.



i new the anser i seen it on tv so can u give us a trick one or ?
(mr2)
Nothing from me its time for bed I think, this thread is boring.
vk_calais308
QUOTE ((mr2) @ Aug 18 2009, 12:32 AM) *
Nothing from me its time for bed I think, this thread is boring.


amen
winchymate
i would kick the chicken in the head to put it out cold, then take the chicken to the other side , then go back for the food , and finally the fox and by that time the chicken will wake up and everyones a winner
toiboy
fuck it take the chicken and eat it no one wants a fox anyways...
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