Little guy sittin at the bar when a big thug walks up, smack's him in the mouth and goe's " thats fuckin muay thai from thailand", and walks away.
Little guy thinks nothing of it and gets a drink... bout 10 mins later big thug walks back up, smack's him in the mouth again and goe's " thats fuckin kung fu from korea" and walks away.
Little guy gettin a bit shitted of now finish's his drink and leaves the bar. About fifteen minute's later he come's back smackin the thug knockin him out. Turn's to the bar man and say's "tell that @#$! when he wake's up that was a fucking shovel from bunning's".

What's a necrophiliac and and an alcoholic got in common?
They both like a cold one.

There's a kiwi, a south african and an aussie sittin at the bar havin a few drink's.
The kiwi all of a sudden finish's his drink throw's the glass up in the air pull's out his gun, shoot's it and goe's " oh bro we have that much sand in the NZ from our beach's to make the glass, i don't have to drink from the same glass twice".
South african not to be outdone finish's his drink throw's his glass up in the air pull's out his gun and shoot's it and say's " We have that much money in south africa from our mine's and oil rig's etc i don't have to drink from the same glass twice".
Aussie sittin there with a cheeky grin on his face, finish's his drink throw's his glass up in the air pull's out his gun and shoot's both the kiwi and south african, turn's to the barman and say's " we have that many fucking south african's and kiwi's in australia i don't have to drink with same one's twice".

all oldies, but all goodies still...

Necrophilia: that sudden urge to crack open a cold one

lol

hahaha thats a funny

hahah nice

gold

i like

nice