Help - Search - Members - Calendar
Full Version: One Afternoon
Boostcruising.com > Offtopic Forums > Text Jokes!
elianna
One afternoon, I was in the backyard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard.

I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. But when I walked into the house, he followed me, sauntered down the hall and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back. He resumed his position in the hallway and slept for an hour.

This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: “Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.”

The next day he arrived with a response pinned to his collar: “We have ten children - he’s trying to catch up on his sleep.”
TheKhakiWarrior
For a noob, that one is pretty cute (though I'm sure this is a spam bot)
EvilJDM
wat a shit joke
TheMurrizzle
QUOTE (MrEVL @ Aug 14 2009, 07:23 PM) *
wat a shit joke


well put bowrofl.gif
ALN 10H
QUOTE (MrEVL @ Aug 14 2009, 07:23 PM) *
wat a shit joke



Ditto... Wtf?
DFTP1G
elianna is a joke, that was pethetic
grandmasterb
LAME...
M8UWSH
hmmmm not too good, but have another crack dont let this minor blemish keep you down smile.gif
break_it_down
haha
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please click here.
Invision Power Board © 2001-2009 Invision Power Services, Inc.