Oh the lulz...
I particulalry like the way he's claiming Eddie Tassones dyno sheet as his own
http://www.carsales.com.au/all-cars/privat...pra&trecs=2
Full Version: Ok Rice Boys Win
what more can you say... my sides are hurting from the laughing...
V8 bogan fucktards around the country would be in stitches reading this bucket of shit...
no test drive till you show me the cash... pftt fag.. no test drive till you show me the '5 sec flat 1/4 pass'
f'n toolThanks Phil you have made my day! This must win 09 post/thread of the year!
Sounds like a richard cranium to me. 5secs 1/4 mile and 2000 rwkw ... pft.
hmm 5sec 1/4 and 2000hp my ass. those turbo aint even HKS T51Rs and lol at eddy's dyno sheet
oh youleh
Love this part........
I am selling my toyota supra FULLY BUILT RZ TWIN TURBO 6 SPEED MANUAL, I have over $120,000 worth of recepts, full HKS built motor ordered from JAPAN, running MOTEC full ECU. selling reason due to needing a ute for my motorbikes.
fully built motor with the strongest and best parts available.
Of course its fully built or it wouldn't turn over and run you dick head!!
all you young/old ricer boi's all say fully built.... fuck i'd hate to see a car out cruising with a non built motor or a half built motor....
Cars come out of the factory with a built motor....thats why when you buy them you can drive them away!!
I am selling my toyota supra FULLY BUILT RZ TWIN TURBO 6 SPEED MANUAL, I have over $120,000 worth of recepts, full HKS built motor ordered from JAPAN, running MOTEC full ECU. selling reason due to needing a ute for my motorbikes.
fully built motor with the strongest and best parts available.
Of course its fully built or it wouldn't turn over and run you dick head!!
all you young/old ricer boi's all say fully built.... fuck i'd hate to see a car out cruising with a non built motor or a half built motor....
Cars come out of the factory with a built motor....thats why when you buy them you can drive them away!!
QUOTE (supraddict @ Jul 1 2009, 04:54 PM) 
Just jokes uleh
nar, really
mmm......I got $1000000 in Bali money here somewhere.....wonder if he would take it, seems he is easy to fool .......
QUOTE (supraddict @ Jul 1 2009, 06:24 PM)
teh lulz
QUOTE (HSV_MALOO @ Jul 1 2009, 04:48 PM)
Love this part........
I am selling my toyota supra FULLY BUILT RZ TWIN TURBO 6 SPEED MANUAL, I have over $120,000 worth of recepts, full HKS built motor ordered from JAPAN, running MOTEC full ECU. selling reason due to needing a ute for my motorbikes.
fully built motor with the strongest and best parts available.
Of course its fully built or it wouldn't turn over and run you dick head!!
all you young/old ricer boi's all say fully built.... fuck i'd hate to see a car out cruising with a non built motor or a half built motor....
Cars come out of the factory with a built motor....thats why when you buy them you can drive them away!!
I am selling my toyota supra FULLY BUILT RZ TWIN TURBO 6 SPEED MANUAL, I have over $120,000 worth of recepts, full HKS built motor ordered from JAPAN, running MOTEC full ECU. selling reason due to needing a ute for my motorbikes.
fully built motor with the strongest and best parts available.
Of course its fully built or it wouldn't turn over and run you dick head!!
all you young/old ricer boi's all say fully built.... fuck i'd hate to see a car out cruising with a non built motor or a half built motor....
Cars come out of the factory with a built motor....thats why when you buy them you can drive them away!!
well... to be fair.... that one i left in bold actually makes sense.....
the other two...
fair point.
Geez some peoples gets the emo kid styles over this type'a thing...
As for the built engine convo, many of the v8 boys use this expression all the time... Just coz its a turbo import guy, does that mean the term cant be used??? I'm confused
Full built engine = fully rebuilt with after market/forged internals/blower pistons aka also forged internals..
Of course the engine was built before hand thats a given ???
As for the built engine convo, many of the v8 boys use this expression all the time... Just coz its a turbo import guy, does that mean the term cant be used??? I'm confused
Full built engine = fully rebuilt with after market/forged internals/blower pistons aka also forged internals..
Of course the engine was built before hand thats a given ???
the ad is 100% true, it did that 5 sec time at the brand new 1/16th mile track now running at the gold coast....... 
QUOTE (*Shano* @ Jul 1 2009, 05:53 PM)
nar, really
Read the rest of the thread mate, seems some on here dont seem to think he's pulling the piss....
Of course its bullshit.....
I was stating the just jokes to calm the peoples down, and to try to add a comedic edge to it...
But it appears i didnt hit the mark...
QUOTE (supraddict @ Jul 2 2009, 02:04 PM)
Geez some peoples gets the emo kid styles over this type'a thing...
As for the built engine convo, many of the v8 boys use this expression all the time... Just coz its a turbo import guy, does that mean the term cant be used??? I'm confused
Full built engine = fully rebuilt with after market/forged internals/blower pistons aka also forged internals..
Of course the engine was built before hand thats a given ???
As for the built engine convo, many of the v8 boys use this expression all the time... Just coz its a turbo import guy, does that mean the term cant be used??? I'm confused
Full built engine = fully rebuilt with after market/forged internals/blower pistons aka also forged internals..
Of course the engine was built before hand thats a given ???
Forget it Timmy, it's rare for the "V8ers" to actually have something to bash the souprahs with (Even though it is a JOKE). Let them have this one, it makes them feel special.
dammit add's gone
In before the lock 
Oh it was just getting fun
Oh it was just getting fun
QUOTE (50CALBR @ Jul 2 2009, 02:56 PM)
Forget it Timmy, it's rare for the "V8ers" to actually have something to bash the souprahs with (Even though it is a JOKE). Let them have this one, it makes them feel special.
See thats what I dont get. Is it supposed to suck in us 'V8ers'?
Cause honestly, given the mentality of a large portion of the import brigade, its perfectly plausible that the advertiser would be so deluded as to his cars attributes that he WOULD try and flog off his car in such a way. So really the jokes on the ricers BECUASE it wasn't instantly identified as a piss take.
QUOTE (Mr Mopar @ Jul 2 2009, 03:54 PM)
See thats what I dont get. Is it supposed to suck in us 'V8ers'?
Cause honestly, given the mentality of a large portion of the import brigade, its perfectly plausible that the advertiser would be so deluded as to his cars attributes that he WOULD try and flog off his car in such a way. So really the jokes on the ricers BECUASE it wasn't instantly identified as a piss take.
Cause honestly, given the mentality of a large portion of the import brigade, its perfectly plausible that the advertiser would be so deluded as to his cars attributes that he WOULD try and flog off his car in such a way. So really the jokes on the ricers BECUASE it wasn't instantly identified as a piss take.
So had the car been a Commodore with the same attributes, it would be different? no. People would still "Fuckin LOL" at it.
No matter what car it was it would have triggered the same reaction from opposite supporters.
So really the jokes on the fools who didn't instantly identify it as a piss-take.
QUOTE (50CALBR @ Jul 2 2009, 04:03 PM)
So really the jokes on the fools who didn't instantly identify it as a piss-take.
= win
QUOTE (50CALBR @ Jul 2 2009, 04:33 PM)
So had the car been a Commodore with the same attributes, it would be different? no. People would still "Fuckin LOL" at it.
No matter what car it was it would have triggered the same reaction from opposite supporters.
So really the jokes on the fools who didn't instantly identify it as a piss-take.
No matter what car it was it would have triggered the same reaction from opposite supporters.
So really the jokes on the fools who didn't instantly identify it as a piss-take.
If it'd been a commodore it possibly would of been funnier. You need to re-read my post.
My point was that there are complete morons out there (in all camps) who have completely unrealistic ideas of what thier car is capable of and how awesomeit is. Its completely possible that the ad was created by just such a deluded individual, as such all it did from my point of view is cement that most of the delusion is taking place in the rice ranks.
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