I got some assclown neighbours, real derro 30 something couple, bad parents, bad pet owners (poor dog NEVER gets to go out for a walk) can't hold their liquor (whenever they get on it, they end up scremaing and crying and the cops have to come over. These are the kinds of c*nts who think the world owes them something. They lost their dog and are all shitty about it (it dug its way into our yard, and left via our front gate when I came home in the morning)

Anyway, now they are being carnts as usual and are absolutely blaring their doof doof commodore, albeith with some realy sad 80's rock music. Its likie full on loud as, they know its annoying all the neighbours, but are the "i can do what i want' mentality. You know, immature older people, if that makes sense.


Ive asked them nicely to turn it down, thought about ringing the cops. But then I thought, why not get someone from here with a +140db system to play some REALLY annoying doof doof, like happy hardcore, or something worse.

In all seriousness, whats the best solution, ring the cops, fight fire with fire, or unluck the firearms cabinet? (or return their dog? hehe)

Is there a daytime noise limit?

Drive down fitzer drive, you cant miss the farking noise.

1800 000 473

Justice community centre

7:30-8am Sunday morning/after they have had a big night....
turn your speakers towards there house and crank it.... pick something with alot of bass so even if they try shutting the windows it'll still piss em off!!

Or you could return there dog let them know you found it and could they please try and keep the music down!!

Have a boost house party = Solved..
You get the Doof Doof shit and you get loud cars and invite BALSAK and then sneak him into there house.. Feed the boy up on some illegal substance and allow him to give them all AIDS.

best way to shut people up, in more ways than 1

i can help out with my zimmer frame if needed......

Do you need a hand? And another shovel

whens the party?

oooooh, "Kylie Minogue: I should be so lucky" @ 140db.

Nah i might get charged with assault.

Achy Breaky Heart? Nah, wouldnt work, theyd form a line and start that shuffling thing.


Oooh,

New Topic:


BOOST STREET PARTY: All welcome. Free Alcohol. Free Cigarettes. Free Accommodation. Free Household furnishings. Free children. Free shitbox VY silver taxi with lame sound system but the owner thinks its cool. Free derro 30 year old couple, suitable for shredding or landfill or hot dog manufacturing. Oh, please respect the neighbours.

fuck reading that i'd have thought you were on the next street over from my place....

It's cracker night this week.............

waddayamean...........it was cracker night again in rosebury last night......

Chat his missus up, screw her brains out film it then get the dog to screw her film that too make some cash off the net with the footage. Then leave the Dvd in his letterbox until he finds it open the gun cabinet load firearms and wait for him to pay you a visit.

tis all you fuckers from bakewell jumping the border and ruining the image of rosebery...

yeh, to get away from the whining rotisseries you rosebery convicts keep shooting over this way.....

Baseball bat.

+1

I had the same problem but with inconsiderate housemates, the only way to get back is to be inconsiderate yourself. You don't want to do anything illegal (As much fun as burning their house sounds) as it could be a bigger problem then they are worth.

On a side note, you can pick up some used High Voltage Speakers (Nightclub stuff) for a few hundred bucks. Great for parties and pissing off neighbours.

9" mortar over the fence while their sleeeping should do for some payback. or rolled under the car

i agree

Fall a tree or two on their house

Option A: Find someone with a pig farm, Starve the pigs for a day or so and let them dispose of the couple, shouldnt take to long at all... Make sure the pieces arnt to big, as it will take the pigs to long to get through them.

Option B: Get hold of some 205ltr drums, and bulk lime... Good 2 go... Except this will take a long time thats all.

Remember to shave the hair and pull the teeth for option A.

so.....did you ever kill them or are you just stringing this out for dramatic effect????????

he got rid of them when there was that fire across the road

gotta love it when a plan works out

That was only for the left overs.
The rest of them ended being 100% pure Australian beef @ macca's

Hehe. I watched Gran Torino.




"GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN" *brandishes an M1 garand*





Problem solved.










(cept I didnt die at the end)

Nah, he actually apologised to me from the other side of the fence. Said he was sorry for being a dickhead, was upset that he lost his dog. I said I was sorry that he lost it too, and that I didnt mind him having a barking dog. I mean this is Ludmilla.... but that he needs to look after it. So he pegged up the holes in the fence, I still have 192 rounds, he still enjoys oxygen.......so far so good.

Dont you hate that when they do the apology thing... It's a sign of weakness, you can apologize when you're dead..

do u know if they own the place or if they rent if they rent let me know i got a few ideas that might help!!