WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?


HUSBAND:

Definitely not!



WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?



HUSBAND:

Of course I do.



WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?



HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.



WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).



HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).



WIFE:

Would you live in our house?



HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.



WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?


HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?



WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?



HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.



WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?



HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.



WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?



HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.



WIFE:
- silence - -



HUSBAND:
F * ck....

bahahahahahahahahah didn't see that one coming

lmao!

Old as fuck, but still pretty funny

lol'd for reals

niceeee

haha that was awesome

bahaha thought it was great!

nice one.

very nice

hahahah thats funny

haha i like alot

oops big lols from me

thats a lol

Hahahahahahahaha. That was heaps good lol

hahaha Gold

lol awesome

hahaha t'was rather good

Ahahahahaha made me chuckle

lmfaoooo f*cked him self

hahahaha oops

i lol'd