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JB
This is worrying

Beer contains female hormones
Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a
Recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
Period.


It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense..

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.
Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer.
LUXPSI
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Buddo_007
bahahaha so true
_Ben
I was like fail.
The i lol'd
^COOKIE^
hahaha rahter lol'd
rotor_head_83
oldie but a goldie
the_random_hero
It would be fucking awesome if we had a subsection to post jokes and stuff in! I think I should suggest it to the mods!
JB
do it
pat_b08
i lol'd
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