A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother
with the following question.

"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

"Son, all household appliances come in white."

hahahahaha omg that is gold i love it sooo true.

i dont understand
matty dont make fun of me

I'm not sorry.

but it is funny male thing u wont understand.

OMG that's funny sh!t, what a mad dad LOL,

Roy

Hahahaha that Dads a champion

lemme do a quick translation for yous girls

wife = appliance

HAHAHAHAHA thats crule! but funny!! and its SOOO true!


Great work!

hahaha lol missgts didnt get it ybit harsh tho