POST ALL UR PICK UP LINES HERE PLSS

no thanks

hi.

hey honey, sit on this and walk towards me!

this one works really good with the ladys,

sup bitch



*dont take it seriously it's called sarcasm*

buy a jack.............

Is your mobile number 04 beautiful?

Where u born beautiful or did u just learn it?

nice legs what time do they open?

etc..

actually that did work. her friend is introduces her saying "this is my bitch" i go "sup bitch " ended up tapping that bitch baha

Hi I post on boost and I drive a soarer. Getz the wimminz.

baaahaha! cant be serious.

fuk

In my spare time i work on ways to get more pink,

N trust me, this one works

:L

Here are some i've found:

Did you fart? Because you blew me away
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet because im attracted to you
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?"
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You got something on your chest: my eyes
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????

This one really works

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice.

gee u must have sore feet,because u have been running through my mind all night.


ive just lost my ph number,can i have yours?

You give beautiful a whole new meaning.

If i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?...


(walk up and place fifty cents in hand of insanely hot female and walk away) She will say something like "Whats that for?..." you say "call your mum, tell her you wont be home tonight!"


Your pants must be a mirror... (WHY?...) I can see myself in them tonight!


* Hi, I just won lotto and have discovered i have no one to come with me through this journey to discover the world until it all runs out, would be interested? (try to get her into bed prior to telling her the truth!)


Hi, I dont mean to seem pushy or in a rush but would you come have a drink with me?... I have 7 days to live and I have always wanted to be seen with the most beautiful girl in the room?...



( i have never actually had the guts to use a cheesy ass pick up line!, just dont think it would work haha)

I hope you know CPR coz you just took my breath away

guy: my magic watch says youve got no underwere on

girl: yes i do

guy: danm it must be 15minutess fast

nice shoes, wanna fuck

fuk

can i put my penis in your vagina

you fail nice work mate

Seriously, two words...

Like nuts?

The funny thing is, it actually worked once.

do you wanna be my washing machine so i can put my load in you

do you wana play trains you can sit on my face and ill chew chew chew you

wana play titanic, il call out ice berge and you can go down on me

nice shoes...wanna fuk

if we were squirrel's i'd stick my nuts in your mouth

i wanna put my dick in your pussy if you know what i mean

bahahah thats awesome lol

*Sitting at a restaurant and a HOT waitress serves you breakfast*

Her: How do you like your eggs?

You: Tickled

HAHAHAHAHAHA great stuff

if you want a line that will get you a nice lady.. when you meet or you are introduced to a nice gal. look her in the eye and shake her hand softly while saying "whats up miss" girls love it!

1. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

2. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

3. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

4. I like every bone in your body especially mine.

5. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

6. Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

7. Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

8. Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

9. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

10. Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

11. If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

12. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

13. You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

14. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

15. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

16. If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

17. How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out

18. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

19. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

20. Can I have fries with that shake!

21. I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

22. You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

23. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

24. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

25. Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

26. Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

27. Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

28. Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

29. My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!

30. I'd look good on you.

31. When does your centerfold come out.

32. So do ya wanna see something really swell?

33. I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

34. I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

35. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

36. Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

37. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

38. You have nice legs. What time do they open?

39. Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

40. Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.

41. Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!

42. Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.

43. You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

44. Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

45. Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

46. If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent


"Should I call in the morning or just nudge you?"

"Is that bruise from when you fell from heaven?"

"If beauty was a drop of water, then you'd be the ocean."

"Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again?"

"You look almost perfect...the only thing I can see that's wrong is your lips...they're not touching mine."
If you were a tear in my eye,
I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you."

"Can you give me directions to your heart?
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

# Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.
# Can I lick that film off your teeth?
# Can you give me directions...to your heart?
# Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!
# Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.
# Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
# Falling for you would be a very short trip.
# Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
# I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
# Is it hot in here or is it just you?
# Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
# Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
# Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
# Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
# What do you like for breakfast?
# You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
# You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
# You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
# You sure have a great looking tooth.
# I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
# I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
# Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.
# May I have some kisses up here, please.
# If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.
# My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
# Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
# If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
# You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
# You want me. I can smell it.
# If you were a drug, I would overdose!
# If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I'd have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that's you.
# [Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I'm throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?
# Is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns.
# I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
# If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
# Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.
# You know, we were born without clothes.
# Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
# Like alcohol to the alcoholic,
Like chocolate to the chocoholic,
You are the [name] to the [name]holic.
(preferabally for use on men/women that have an A or O as the last letter of their first name.)
# If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?
# Will you read my palm? [I don't see anything.] I didn't expect you to because love is blind.
# Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
# Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas!
# Damn.....your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
# You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.
# That's a nice dog/cat/pet. Does it have a phone number?
# Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
# Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
# Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
# What do you say we play some football? You can have first down!
# You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good.
# You had better phone the firefighters in advance, cause when you're done with me, we'll be on fire!
# Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
# Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
# Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
# Hi, who's your friend?
# Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.
# I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
# If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
# Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.
# Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'
# Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.
# Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
# Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
# Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
# Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
# If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
# If I followed you home, would you keep me?
# You must be the cause of global warming!
# Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!
# What's your sign?
# I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
# Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
# Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?
# Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
# You know what your remind me of? [what?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [why?] Because you're magically delicious!
# I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon!
# So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play?
# If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
# You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.
# Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
# It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss anyway?
# I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
# Darling, if you were cocaine I'd OVERDOSE!
# If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!
# Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
# I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
# Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?
# Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special!
# Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.
# Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
# Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
# You are like a glass of milk... you do the body good.
# Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
# I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
# Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
# Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you're too young to be here without an adult.
# You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!
# Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
# How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice.Hi my name is ____.




1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs ... What time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've gpt 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher : Have you seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
13. 13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
19. (Look down at her crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (Insert Name) ... Remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover ... You shouldn't go home without me.
34. Do you sleep on your stomach? ... Can I ???
35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe it on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes

Is your dad a police officer, if so i'll be visiting you a lot

Hey babe lets make a bunk bed you be on bottom I be on top

I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !

The only time I'd kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor!

MAN: There's a party tonight!
WOMAN: Where?
MAN: In your mouth and im cummin!

Hi, my name's ______. You better remember it cause you'll be screaming it later!!

I just shit my pants. Can I get into yours?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants

Wanna ride? i got a truck and a box of condoms.
Can I have my heart back now please..

Here, you look a bit tired, let me breathe for you!

If I were yours, and you were mine, I wouldn't be asking you for your name.

Could I take your picture, So that I can look at the girl of my dreams more than once, Or will you go out with me tonight?

If I told you that you remind me of my mom, would you tuck me in bed tonight?

You're so beautiful, I can't believe God didn't keep you for himself.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass, just to hear you speak over the telephone!

I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel.

Excuse me, but I can't stop to notice, how much you have been noticing me noticing you!

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Excuse me, but could you give me directions? To where? My heart!

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

Quick call 999 (or 911 for the USA), you just stole my heart!

Point to the Sky and say Excuse me, but heaven is that way!

Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.

If you walk away now, I'll die with a broken heart.

You're so hot than when I look at you I get a tan

Hi, I would just like you to know how great it is to meet a potential Miss World! - Thanks to A R Brown for this!

I don't love you, but I could! - Thanks to Brad and his Brother in the US for this!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Excuse me, I have spent all evening looking for a sexy girl, could I have your phone number so I can call her? - Thanks to A R Brown for this one!

If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for fear of losing you.

(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Can you catch? I think I'm falling for you.

Your dad must have been a king for a day, to have a princess like you!

Give a rose to someone and say I wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are. - Thanks to Seelos in USA for this

Can beaUty be spelt without U in in?

God, are you a dead ringer for a Greek God or what? - Dedicated to Bryan, from Amanda

If I follow you home, will you keep me?

If water were beauty you'd be an ocean.

God must have cried when you left heaven! - Thanks to Jason from Canada for this one!

Is that your perfume or the smell of passion? - Thanks to A R Brown for this one!

Do you have a quarter? Too bad, because I need to call my mother and tell her I have found the woman of my dreams!

You're so sweet, you're gonna put sugar out of business.

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Hey baby you're so hot I had to turn off my smoke Detector.

You know what they say about beauty...it protects against all evil. Well, with you I feel really safe!

Do you have a map? I could get lost in your eyes!

You are so beautiful, hand in hand we could walk into a sunset, people would stop and say "What a lovely couple they are", and it would all be because of YOU.

Do you know me? No! I would like to change that!

When I look into your eyes I see the Moon and the stars.

If a Kiss was a drop of snow, I would send you a whole snow storm.

Do you have a twin sister? Do they call her Barbie?

Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?

Its women like you who stop me from becomming a monk!

You're so beautiful that I want to plant you and grow a whole crop of women just like you.

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Excuse me but do you have a life jacket? Why? Because I'm drowning in your eyes!!! - Thanks to Mark & Tanya from the UK

Are we dead? WHY? Because I thought angesls only lived in heaven. Thanks to Monett for this one!

I'm not going to kiss you, otherwise I will get tooth decay, you are much too sweet!

If I was to die tonight, I would die happy, becasue I have met someone as beautiful as you!

You remind me of a compass because I'd be lost without you.

I found this rose and figured it had to belong to someone as beautiful as you.

God your not just beautiful, but your cleaver as well...

Hey, you have eyes, I have eyes, we have a lot in common!

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Do you have any raisins? Well then how about a date?

Have you entered a beauty contest and they have said, 'Sorry no proffessionals'?

You know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.

Are you Greek? No, why? I thought all goddesses were Greek.

I forgot your name, can I just call you mine?

I'm sorry, I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women.

I bet you're tired of hearing pickup lines, when words can't be compared or express the true nature of your beauty!

Somebody pinch me. I must still be sleeping, because you are the woman of my dreams!

Whatever you do, don't ever cut that silky hair of yours!

Now I understand why the sky has been grey all day! Why? Because all the blue is in your eyes! - Thanks to Janne from Denmark

My name is Jeffrey, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.

If you left now, you'd just being running away with my heart. - Dedicated to Bryan, from Amanda

I would like to rearrange the alphabet, and put U and I together.

You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

I don't love you, but I could! - Thanks to Brad and his Brother in the US for this!

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

Will you be my teddy bear tonight, i left mine at home - Thanks to J Simpson from Warwich, UK

If I could be one thing in the world, I'd be a tear born in your eye, living on your cheek and dying on your lips.

I didn't belive in angels until I meet you!

What can I do to make you mine?

I didn't know angels flew so low.

I don't love you, but I could! - Thanks to Brad and his Brother in the US for this!

Somebody call the cops 'cause it's got to be illegal to look that good.

You look a lot like my third wife..... of course, I've only been married twice!

I found this rose and figured it had to belone to someone as beautiful as you.

You're what God was thinking of when He said, "Let there be woman".

Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I saw your picture in the dictionary today...next to the word 'beautiful'.

You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.

I think that you are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen... On a Wednesday!

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

You are the reason men fall in love.

Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

Save me, I'm drowning in a sea of love!

(Give eleven roses) When you hold them, it makes the dozen.

VERY ROMANTIC?

Real romantics are telling people what you think of them in a diffrent lanugage, these lines sound nicer than they really are!

FRENCH

Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?

Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter.

I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.

Je t'aime!

I love you.

ITALIAN

Tu Voi Fa Buona Cabe?

Do you give good head?

Tu Voi Fa Punetti Ame Bocca?

Will you wank me off with your lips?

Io Woi Compra tu a beua o porta Scopa?

Can I buy you a drink or shall we just fuck?

hey baby
u got insurance coz i wana smash you from behind

you've got 206 bones in your body, want one more ?

Guy: how do you like your eggs in the morningg.
Girl: unfertilised.
Guy: thats ok, ill shoot my load in your ass

"has anyone ever told you that i've got beautiful eyes."

"if you were a laser gun, you'd be set on stunning."

"YOU CHICKS DRUNK YET?" (NO) "I'LL COME BACK IN AN HOUR;)"

"so.....you like xbox?" - best said in a funny way

"so.....how bout we blow this place and go hang out at macdonalds" - best said in a funny way

"Should i call you for breakfast, or should i just nudge you"

"My mates wanna know you if you think im hot"

"Wanna root?" (NO) "well how bout lying down while i have one?"

FOR THOSE WHO GET SHUT DOWN:

is that a spray tan or are you just dirty
if she calls you gay: Baby even if i was gay id still get more dick than you. (run away) haha

Italian:

Io ti volio kiavare in gulo

G'day i wanna fuck you in the ass!

hi my names pogo wanna jump on my stick

What time do you get off? she replies then you say can i watch....

do you like clocks?? whack 2 hands and a face on this.......

if you shit in a corner i'd roll it into a point & stab my self in the heart....

LOL

This thread is fuckin' good.

have you ever tripped over a stick? how about a root?

id like to give you an aussie kiss its like a french kiss except downunder

lets play caprenters well both get hammered then ill nail you

my balls your chin. 6 o'clock

easy in a club have a drink in your hand empty only ice walk up and say excuse me then when she looks at you throw the ice on the ground stand on it and say now the ice is broken how about we get out of this joint..
works quiet often you can change to suit
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Or look for a hot girl with a not so hot friend and ask the hot one if her friend is seeing someone the not so good one will give you anything you want and if you play it right you might be able to get the hot one in on the action cause she will feel like she isnt as good as her friend and she will have something to prove

Not really a pick up line but they work

Best one ever!

"Lower your standards, I did."

Are you a parking ticket, coz you've got fine written all over you

gigadee gigadee?