Full Version: Lol Pickup Lines Hereeee
walk up to her and say " Excuse me but I think my penis stopped breathing do you know CPR?"
Do you root???
it works my mate picked up 2 chicks lol
it works my mate picked up 2 chicks lol
Not a pick up line but yeah... Walk up to a girl and tell her "i like your dress, but not your shoes"...then walk away. Try not to sound like a cockhead when you say it, just say it casual. Within two minutes curiosity will get the better of her and she'll have to come up to you and ask why not? Perfect ice breaker.
Do you know what happened when the polar bear fell over?
....
Broke the ice....
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Broke the ice....
QUOTE (BA-CKSIDE @ May 18 2009, 12:52 PM) 
you've got 206 bones in your body, want one more ?
Guy: how do you like your eggs in the morningg.
Girl: unfertilised.
Guy: thats ok, ill shoot my load in your ass
Guy: how do you like your eggs in the morningg.
Girl: unfertilised.
Guy: thats ok, ill shoot my load in your ass
probs the best one ever
Hey baby, are your initials EBC?
No...why?
Because you give me half a bar
No...why?
Because you give me half a bar
haha thats some funny shit lol
i say hay babby how u doin =D
i say hay babby how u doin =D
Is there an angel missing? because you have really nice tits
best 1 ive used is "hey little lady " throw a wink in there aswell always gets a few words going
here one..
i may not be fred flinstone but i can make your bed rock
i may not be fred flinstone but i can make your bed rock
i got one for ya its quick easy and straight to the point
ROOT
ROOT
lol i dont need a pic up line
i drive a red convertible rx7 the girls cum running
i drive a red convertible rx7 the girls cum running
I pood
You are what you eat and in the mornin i plan to be you
briliant stuff guys good work
QUOTE (DK (drift king) KENKYNS @ Aug 25 2009, 12:14 AM)
lol i dont need a pic up line
i drive a red convertible rx7 the girls run cumming
i drive a red convertible rx7 the girls run cumming
fix'd
pritty sure all you need to say is
How you doiin Hott stuff.
if they got bright blue eyes. Is your dad a criminal cause someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
or just ask em straight up.
How you doiin Hott stuff.
if they got bright blue eyes. Is your dad a criminal cause someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
or just ask em straight up.
My favourite....Nice shoes...Wana fuck?
wanna get fingered
my dick just died can i bury it in your ass?
My favorite ice breaker atm is "Holy shit! Are you Megan Fox?!!"
Makes them laugh... laughing is half way there
But my all time and unbelievably successful line is...
"If i flip a coin, what's the chances of me getting head?" lol
Takes alot of balls to say and pull off... but if she laughs, root is in the bag =)
Makes them laugh... laughing is half way there
But my all time and unbelievably successful line is...
"If i flip a coin, what's the chances of me getting head?" lol
Takes alot of balls to say and pull off... but if she laughs, root is in the bag =)
Are you parents retards ? Because you are special
pack your bags bitch you just scored
lol has not wokd yt
lol has not wokd yt
QUOTE (TeAm_SlidEWayZ @ Sep 17 2009, 05:51 PM)
pack your bags bitch you just scored
lol has not wokd yt
lol has not wokd yt
nice 1 day bro
Do you have spanners in your eyes, because everytime i look at you my nuts tighten
QUOTE (dan76 @ Sep 20 2009, 06:03 AM)
nice 1 day bro
ill laugh the day it works haha
my doctor says im gay wanna help me prove him wrong?
QUOTE (FlyinHi @ Feb 4 2009, 02:18 PM)
Here are some i've found:
1. Did you fart? Because you blew me away
2. I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
4. I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
5. Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
6. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
7. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
8. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
9. You got something on your chest: my eyes
10. Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
1. Did you fart? Because you blew me away
2. I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
4. I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
5. Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
6. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
7. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
8. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
9. You got something on your chest: my eyes
10. Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I gotta say these are the best 10 out of them....
but no. 1 is my fav....someone has got to try it one time and then pm me with the reply...as a female the only thing i can suggest is have a net handy cauz they'll fall off there set laughing their ass off!!!! haha
oh...
I forgot to mention my mate done this the other night while out
...
walks past a guy while he was in the middle chatting up another chick and says "hey, why haven't you paid child support yet!"
really bad but it worked
I forgot to mention my mate done this the other night while out
...walks past a guy while he was in the middle chatting up another chick and says "hey, why haven't you paid child support yet!"
really bad but it worked
QUOTE (Jerryme @ Feb 14 2009, 09:30 PM)
can i put my penis in your vagina
virgin for life
best one i reckon, not funny but pretty good, worked once
Man: am i invisible?
Girl: no?
man: can you see me now?
girl: yea
man: how about tomorrow night?
(dammit didnt see the post of this one ... ...)
Man: am i invisible?
Girl: no?
man: can you see me now?
girl: yea
man: how about tomorrow night?
(dammit didnt see the post of this one ... ...)
do you wash your panties in windex because i can see myself in them
excuse me mam is that dress felt . would you like it to be
Can i buy you a drink/ or do u just want the money
WANNA play army . i lay down down and you blow the hell outta me
you mut be the limp dotor cause i got a stiffy
you got 206 bones in your body want one more
excuse me mam is that dress felt . would you like it to be
Can i buy you a drink/ or do u just want the money
WANNA play army . i lay down down and you blow the hell outta me
you mut be the limp dotor cause i got a stiffy
you got 206 bones in your body want one more
lol at some.
i was at a party n a mate was kinda drunk so i told him to walk up to a chick n say '' wanna play titanic ,, you go down on ,
it pulls all the chicks.
so being drunk young horny fella he goes up n says it n got the biggest slap i have ever seen of a chick.EVER
was so awesome lol
i was at a party n a mate was kinda drunk so i told him to walk up to a chick n say '' wanna play titanic ,, you go down on ,
it pulls all the chicks.
so being drunk young horny fella he goes up n says it n got the biggest slap i have ever seen of a chick.EVER
was so awesome lol
didnt think people actually used pick up lines
I have one I used once, when I was pissed as... I sat next to this sheila at Bullys nightclub in Townsville, looked at her and when she
looked at me I said "get your c**t out!" and she said "when?"...what a wild night that was and the only time that line ever worked...
looked at me I said "get your c**t out!" and she said "when?"...what a wild night that was and the only time that line ever worked...
Gotta share,
"wanna smash pissers?"
"wanna smash pissers?"
how do you get to ground level?
-girl replies: umm the lift?
do YOU want a lift?
-girl replies: umm the lift?
do YOU want a lift?
walk up to a girl and say , Do you want to come back to mone for sex and pizza ?? She will most likely reply no then you say , What don't you like pizza
or walk up to a girl and just say OOFFTT , she will say what's OOFFTT then you say your OOFFTT she will just laugh at you ... it breaks the ice
or just walk up to a girl and simpely insult her in some way like tell her her shoes and ugly or tell her her dress doesnt suit her and walk away like your not interested in her ... plain and simple GIRLS WANT WHAT THEY CANT HAVE !!! and if you pretend they cant have you they will try and get you
or walk up to a girl and just say OOFFTT , she will say what's OOFFTT then you say your OOFFTT she will just laugh at you ... it breaks the ice
or just walk up to a girl and simpely insult her in some way like tell her her shoes and ugly or tell her her dress doesnt suit her and walk away like your not interested in her ... plain and simple GIRLS WANT WHAT THEY CANT HAVE !!! and if you pretend they cant have you they will try and get you
you remind me of a spanner.
why
cuz when i look at you my nuts tighten.
why
cuz when i look at you my nuts tighten.
want a seat? cause u can sit on my face
hey baby do you have insurance ?
Girl ( no why ? )
oh ok just wana smash you from behind
^^ works
Girl ( no why ? )
oh ok just wana smash you from behind
^^ works
hey babe can i borrow 50cents
girl - what for?
so i can ring your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight
girl - what for?
so i can ring your mum and tell her you wont be home tonight
hi, that dress is very becoming on you.but then again if i was on you, i'd be coming too.
fuck me if i am wrong but dont i know you
fuck me if i am wrong but dont i know you
say this to someone at a airport or something. random shit i just made up.
YOU: Have u packed your bags yet
GIRL:yes
YOU:well you havent got mine
YOU: Have u packed your bags yet
GIRL:yes
YOU:well you havent got mine
finish this sentence. 04
do you have a map? (why?) coz im lost in your eyes. (this actually worked for me at school)
do you have a band-aid? (why) coz i hurt myself falling for you
is that a mirror in your pocket coz i can see me in your pants
do you have a band-aid? (why) coz i hurt myself falling for you
is that a mirror in your pocket coz i can see me in your pants
QUOTE (blakeb3 @ Feb 11 2009, 11:34 PM)
guy: my magic watch says youve got no underwere on
girl: yes i do
guy: danm it must be 15minutess fast
girl: yes i do
guy: danm it must be 15minutess fast
hahahaha thats piss funny
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Blah Blah Blah
CAN I SLEEP WITH YOU
Violets are Blue
Blah Blah Blah
CAN I SLEEP WITH YOU
look you probly get this alot being that your gorgeous
but my buddys over there bet me $50 that i cant strike a conversation with you...
i might as well start by buying you a drink with our winnings
make sureyour mates are acting like dicks and pointing and shit..adds a nice touch
but my buddys over there bet me $50 that i cant strike a conversation with you...
i might as well start by buying you a drink with our winnings
make sureyour mates are acting like dicks and pointing and shit..adds a nice touch
My heart is like a subwoofer,
Beating for u.
Say it in teh fully sik wog voice to get dah wimminz
Beating for u.
Say it in teh fully sik wog voice to get dah wimminz
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