One Liners
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What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between snowmen and snow women?
Snowballs.
What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
If a light sleeper sleeps with a light on,
what does a hard sleeper sleep with?
What is the difference between Olympic swimmers, and Olympic divers?
Mark Spitz and Greg swallows.
What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
Sticks it in Olive Oyl.
What has three teeth and sixty feet?
The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.
What is the new O.J. web site address?
slash slash backslash escape
What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
They're right! We do taste like chicken!
What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are YOU shaking for? She is going to eat me!
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.
What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
About three inches.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
Well hung.
What is the difference between a hormone, and an enzyme?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasorass
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One..Men will screw anything
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used to carry groceries.
What did the blonde say when asked if she had been picked up by the fuzz?
No...but I have been swung around by the tits.
Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
For traction in the mud.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
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| QUOTE (HQ_boy @ Apr 14 2004, 05:41 PM) |
| What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting? Sticks it in Olive Oyl. What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? They're right! We do taste like chicken! What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are YOU shaking for? She is going to eat me! What is the difference between erotic and kinky? erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken. What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung. What did the blonde say when asked if she had been picked up by the fuzz? No...but I have been swung around by the tits. |
loved it
| QUOTE (HQ_boy @ Apr 14 2004, 05:41 PM) |
| Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms? For traction in the mud. |
omg u have no idea how hard im laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha some pretty funny ones in there
"What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration."
what are you talking about, little boys catch their loads all the time!
Their balls are just for decoration."
what are you talking about, little boys catch their loads all the time!
U my friend are a champion
Nearly everyone of those cracked me up
Nearly everyone of those cracked me up
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC THEY ALL ARE CLASSIC!!!!!
ahhahahaaaaaahaahaha im in tears all of those were great!
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| What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are YOU shaking for? She is going to eat me! |
That is classic!!!
they were all great keep then up
Oh the gay condom one was f*cking gold!
Roy
Roy
GOLD pure GOLD.........champion effort!!!!
haha i actualli got some of those nice work man 
mmmuuuahaahahh!!!!
fuk i luv one liners! that are som lame and funny! (and they are short enought to sms ppl!)
BRING ON MORE 'ONE LINERS'!!!!!!
fuk i luv one liners! that are som lame and funny! (and they are short enought to sms ppl!)
BRING ON MORE 'ONE LINERS'!!!!!!
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