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A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his
voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you
Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500
American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10
pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet
and no one takes up the Texan's offer.

One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same
gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on
the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10
pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into
all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.

The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya
don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30
minutes you were gone?".

The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down
the street to see if I could do it first".
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ahahahah go the crazy irish thumbsup.gif
vn355
HAHAHA thats a good one, i will be over in ireland in 11 days too!
BTCHY
hehehehe drunken irish lads
Matt988
hahaha give him points for that tongue.gif
WRXTCY
hahahaha go the irish thumbsup.gif
boosted brick
20 pints blink.gif
lux_fella
nice joke mate


did you hear bout the rish bloke the locked his keys in the car , it took his family 4 hours to get out
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