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LOWRIDER CAPRICE

last week end
Signal
I went to
MUZ
mexican hat dealer
vhturbodude
to get a
NT1200
hat for my
vhturbodude
bouncing bumble bee
Solaris
with the big
magyar
stinger on its
Solaris
big fat arse
LOWRIDER CAPRICE
so he doesnt
Signal
sting me with
NT1200
his big fat
Signal
arse stinger that
NT1200
is on his
iup41
big fat but
exas rule
with a sailor
LOWRIDER CAPRICE
that likes mens
vhturbodude
slipery sausages. so
NT1200
along came Batman
interlopr
with his big
NT1200
black bat car
LOWRIDER CAPRICE
and took him
NT1200
to the shops.
Timmyp34
He bought a
Signal
fruit salad and
vhturbodude
a porno mag
Signal
then went and
NT1200
stuffed it down
Signal
the front of
NT1200
the airline seat
Signal
so he could
*DMG*
hide it from
chilli_eater
his girlfriend, who
Signal
would slap him
LOWRIDER CAPRICE
because she didnt
*DMG*
take any shit
NT1200
from a homo
*DMG*
who reads penthouse
NT1200
with him granny
Signal
who poses on
LOWRIDER CAPRICE
the front cover
NT1200
and back cover
Signal
of Zoo every
*DMG*
time they have
NT1200
dinner with her
*DMG*
she lets a
Signal
bit of food
*DMG*
stick to her
LOWRIDER CAPRICE
big buckteeth which
Kane_O
resembles something really
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