Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.

10. "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
9. "Show me how you used to spank her."
8. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
7. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
6. "I just got my license today."
5. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
3. "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"
2. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?

lol brilliant davey

lol where do u come up with these

Will keep them in mind HAHAHA

2. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"

Absolute gold!!!!!!!!

this one is coming out during the next visit to a lady's house for sure!

lol snitch just make sure her dads not some big mofo

and matt i just know all the lines

i bet the 5 bucks is safe

Soo many things to try out.......... HAHAHA!!!

hahah thats sick!

Mo$$y

love it especially :1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?


imagine the look on the fathers face!