The Night Before Christmas, Dammit
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'Twas The Night Before Christmas
And All Through The House
Everybody Felt Shitty
Even The Mouse.

Dad's At the Whorehouse
And Mom's Smoking Grass
I'd Just Settled Down
For A Warm Piece Of Ass.

When Out On The Lawn
I Heard Such A Clatter
I Sprung For My Piece
To See What Was The Matter.

Then Out On The Lawn
I Saw A Big Red Dick. I Knew
In A Moment It Must
Be Saint Nick.

He Came Down The Chimney
Like A Bat Out Of Hell
I Knew In A Moment
The Fucker Had Fell.

He Filled All Our Stockings
With Pretzels And Beer
And A Big Rubber Dick
For My Brother The Queer.

He Shot Up The Chimney
With A Thunderous Fart
The Son Of A Bitch
Blew The Chimney Apart.

He Swore And He Cursed
As He Rode Out Of Sight
Piss On You All
And Have A Hell Of A Night!"

i like that one better i think... more profanity

ha ha ha i'll pay that one

hahaha

thats pretty funny

lol i like that version the best

hahahah i'll pay that one

thats old but still hell funny that is said at least once a year at our house ... lol