Mrs. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell her that her husband's
been in a terrible automobile accident. She rushes to the hospital, runs
into the ER and says her husband's been in an accident.

They tell her Dr. Smith is handling the case. They page the doctor. He comes
out into the waiting room to see a terribly upset Mrs.Jones. "Mrs. Jones?"
the doctor asks."Yes, doctor, what's happened? How is my husband?"

The doctor sits next to her and says, "Not good news, I'm afraid.Your
husband's accident resulted in two fractures of his spine." "Oh my God!"
says Mrs. Jones, "What is the prognosis?"

"Well, Mrs. Jones, the good news is his vital signs are stable. However, his
spine is inoperable. He'll have no motor skills or capability. This means
you will have to feed him." Mrs.! Jones begins to sob...

"And you'll have to turn him in his bed every two hours to prevent
pneumonia." Mrs. Jones begins to wail and cry loudly... "Then, of course,"
the doctor continued, "you'll have to diaper him as he'll have no control
over his bladder and, of course, these diapers must be changed at least
five times a day."

Mrs. Jones begins to shake as she cries, sobs, wails... The doctor
continues: "And you'll have to clean up his feces on a regular basis, as
he'll have no control over his sphincters. His bowels will engorge whenever
and quite often, I'm afraid. Of course, you must clean him immediately to
avoid accumulation of the putrid effluent he'll be emitting regularly."

Now Mrs. Jones is convulsing, sobbing uncontrollably and beginning to wither
off the bench into a sobbing pitiful mass. Just then, Dr. Smith reaches out
his hand, pats Mrs. Jones on the shoulder, and says, "Hey, I'm just
messing with you. He's dead."

woah thats ummm... no comment

GOLD!

hahahahhaa one EVIL doc!

hahahahhaha nathan u silly sad bastard, u crack me up everytime

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dont know where u get these from, but keep em coming

thats funny and wrong.....but more funny then wrong

OMG harsh!!!!!!!!!! jeepers!!!

hahahha

thats so bad

lol

hahahaha thats so harsh

definately harsh but amusing for some reason