DEEP DEEP SAYINGS
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film.
There's no future in time travel.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Death is hereditary.
Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Oh Lord give me patience...and GIVE IT TO ME NOW.
Join the army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo !