James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I'm wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

hahahaha thats a good pick line

thats funny man.

hahaha thats a good one!

hahahaha i want one

thats a bloody good joke nathan

bwahahhahahaha

thats funny

I think i'll have to try that 1!

*gets in line*

nice one

bags trying that line lol funny as

hahaha....that's a good 1....

lol thats one of the few decent jokes posted on here

hahaha that sweet!!!!!! golden ~~~~~~

lmfao fuk dats funnei, i reckon make it a sticky its pretty damn good!