A bloke walks into a butcher's. Butcher says, "Bet you a tenner that you
can't jump up and touch the meat that's hung up on the ceiling with
your hand."
Bloke says, "No thanks."
Butcher says, "OK, bet you twenty quid that you can't jump up and hit
the meat that's hung up on the ceiling."
Bloke says, "No thanks mate."
Butcher says, "OK, OK, I'll give you a hundred quid if you can do it."
Bloke says, "No thanks mate, the steaks are too high."