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i will come on now if u like matt?
i will own all......... BOOM testicle SHOT

lets play Dust Addicts -AWP FF+ though ..... always fun!

CAF 4TW!

pfft ur not even online Im keen for a few rounds

my bitch is women.. got some crazy bitch that i work with giving me the absolute shits.. almost to the point where it is stalking/harrasment..

its doing my fucking head in..

im keen now ....text me if u are!
my msn id fucked!


booting CSS now on desktop PC.

gimme 2 mins and ill be on

enough said!

Go easy on her Simon, your mum doesn't handle rejection well

My bitch: farking mouth ulcers so i cant eat/drink

har har...


seriously tho... i dont think this chic can handle rejection...

and the big problem is i work with her so i cant exactly just tell her to fuck off....

I'll do it for you

Is she hot?

Who cares, i get to tell her to fark off

I'd just do her and then get her fired

mmm....

she wont get the sack because she is a good worker.. and if i tell her to get fucked it would make work very uncomfortable..





well i kissed her which set her off like this...

if i rooted her it would be fucken badd.

man its just another one ot the list aye.
Who cares if its weird for a few weeks,
and man you might a fuck buddy
and whats wrong with that?

Cane her and be really crap so she won't come back for more. That way you can still say you have done it and add another notch to the bed head

lol i leave for a few hours and boost turns inti a dr.feelgood session.

deli style simon lol

slip her some meat simon..here ben and i thought u were a homo..good stuff!!

+1

wait.. what?

+2

do it Simon..

gearbox mount ...bitch

ay benny, i was sayin befor bout that plate on the head of my 7m missin n u rekond u might have 1 yea? was talkin 2 someone n they rekon they the same for most toyota 6's, so u rekon u may b able 2 find 1 for me?

its a small steel plate, sits right at the back of the head with eitha 3 or 4 bolts 2 hold it in, n has a O ring style gasket behind it. bout the size of a bank card. any luck let me no n il come grab it, pay wotever mate i realy want this part. lol

yep will have a look for ya .
I know the plate ur missing.

cheers heaps mate

Benny you're so cute when you know stuff!!....



my bitch is... lack of bitches.


maybe i should stop talking the way i do! lol

hugs and ...... hold on....... nah

how long have u had these feelings and tendancies for ben?

only since i met you!!! hahaha

i have 10 bitches on the go, but nowt ever happens... then all of a sudden simon has a bitch gagging for him, how the fuck does that work!!???

ok, not quite 10, but i'm always working hard

play on player!

simon really has the men gegging for him. He lies.

ben... you can have this one if you want..

even after all those fuck-you's i got on friday night... she messaged me yesterday morning saying how sorry she was and how she still wants me..


well.. its not so much a matter of what do i do.. but what do i tell her to get rid of her without making work really uncomfortable?



also ben... that secretary of yours if cute..

Ben...is your secretary male??

haha i'm just jokin simon calm down

just ask some fucked up task of her, so she thinks you're a freak and is scared off. ask her to use a strapon with you or some shit??!

or just tell her 2 fuk off, avoid the bullshit n put up with bein uncomfortabl at work.

or tell her your gay. lol

yeh well i was thinking of doing the whole "lets just be friends" line.. not sure how its gonna turn out.. but i have do deal with it tomorrow..

im so unfit im sore after going to the driving range haha

they let "your sort" in there now!!
wow tasmania is really coming along

My bitchs for the day are tool that you are counting on ( eg engine crane) not fucking working when you actually go to use them thus forcing you to spend all the time you had alotted for a task on fixing the bastard!
Fortunately i have a big tractor with hydraulic forks so i pissed of the crane jujst pulled the motor out with the tractor
An secondly people who get really fired up as soon as some little thing goes wrong and start get narky with everyone and just fucking up more stuff instead of just calmly working around the problem to find a solution!!

lol at cerby.. the thought of mookie on a driving range just reminds me of the mad tv skit where tiger woods is at a press conference and says with the biggest cheesiest smile.."ive always wanted to say this..... ... nigger"

lol or when dave chappelle is being tiger woods after being claimed by the black community.

"ive always wanted to say this " fo shizzle"

thats actually the one i was thinking of lol

i know i was just shit stirrin

Whats the problem? I had a VR V6 but i know a couple of things about the VS's.....


Whats stoppin you from givin it a try dude? Not interested in her at all?

VS V6 is different

What do ya wanna know 1JZ?

theres actually fuck all difference between the vr -vs 6 except for electrical as far as im aware.. oh and an engine cover lol

and the idler and tensioner pulley set up!


all good EVL got it all fixed this morning!

cheers

simon - tell her you would, but your mate likes her and you wouldnt do that to him, then bring in Ben and you're all happy

yeah il jam her and make her cry

like girl

then... i kill you

look! just fuck her and "accidently" ram her in the ass while your going full steam and u will never have to worry about her again.

i tried that once, almost broke my junk!

i guess simon has the extra advantage of olive oil