there was this guy who went to the rugby world cup and he was very lucky to get tickets becuase the game was sold out, but he managed to get a ticket off some guys outside the venue.
anyways he went into the stadium and when he sat down he noticed that there was a seat beside him that was empty so he asked the guy that was beside him,
"i thought the game was ment to be sold out"
"yeh it is, this is my wifes seat"
"where is she"
"oh she passed away"
"i am very sorry"
"oh thats alrite"
"so why didnt you get a friend or relative to come with you"
"they're at the funeral"