ONE
there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.

it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like

"OH-MY-GG this WORKS!!!"

no, it doesnt.



TWO

To the people who have like 25,000 friends,

are you serious?

You're stupid.

Go play in traffic.



THREE

Don't ever post pictures and say

"OMG, I'm so ugly"

"OMG, I'm so fat"

because if you were,

you wouldn't post them.

And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.

And dont post a bulletin asking people to comment your photos, you look like a loser and people will comment if they want to.



FOUR

Nobody cares about threats over the internet.

Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.

Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;

even if you win, you're still retarded.



FIVE

Quit crying

b/c you're not on someones top 8.

who cares?

ITS MYSPACE!!!

Stop whining!!!


SIX

Who really cares if

I don't accept you as a friend?

MOVE ON!!!

Don't send me another request or message asking

"what's up with you not adding me?"

I don't want you as a friend,

that's what's up freak!!!



SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have MySpace

and look like sluts, and act like whores

go somewhere else

because nobody wants you here.



EIGHT

If you have decided to read this,

you are a true MySpace Friend.

Real friends read their bulletins.



NINE

I say you go and pass this on

and maybe it will finally get through people's brains




TEN

And if you open a bulletin and it says something like

"new this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog
tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom"

QUIT BEING A DUMBASS