A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are
totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl
out of their cars, the woman says,

"So you're a man,that's interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our
cars. There's nothing left,but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a
sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace
the rest of our days."

The man replied,
" I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued,
"And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished
but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to
drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement,
opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it back to
the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and
hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police..."

lol

they truly are

HAHAHA