Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could
barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they
came to an inters ection. The stoplight was red, but they just went
on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, 'I must
be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection, and
again, the light was red. And again, they went right through.

The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had
been red, but she was more concerned whether or not she was losing
it.

She was getting nervous.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they
sailed right through it.

So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know
that we just ran through three red lights in a row? Why, for heaven's
sake, you could have killed us both!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Crap, am I driving?"

bahahaha thats so true too

hahqahaha

classic

hahaha I rate that one