Hi all,

Ok, got into trouble hijacking another thread (jokes.....didnt get into trouble) so I have decided to put my sticks and pebbles for sale thread in here. Not going to post in the For Sale thread because everyone reads that and I am only after genuine buyers. Here are the details.

Location: In ma garden
Price: POA
Inspection: By appointment only

Terms.

As previously stated I want to sell the sticks and the pebbles as a package. I dont want to seperate at the moment. I will post (registered only) interstate at buyers expense.

PLEASE NOTE: These are not cheap copies, they are the genuine article. The sticks are pure wood (however they may contain peanuts), not fibregalss or plastice like the ones they sell in the shops.

The pebbles are like real pebbles. Not much to them really, but they are clogging up my shed which is the real reason I have decided to let them go, hence the package deal!

Have certificates of authenticity for both the sticks and the pebbles. I can scan and email this to interested parties. The real documents are in my lawyers safe as they prove the breeding of these beauties and is a very valuable document as you could well imagine.

Most of all I would really like to see them go to a S&P (stick and pebble) enthusiast, I'd like to see them go to a good home.

Anyways, will post up pics tomorrow.

Thanks for reading,

Ken

Would love to see these pics as i am a collector!

pics plz

Wow! This is popular stuff eh!!!

Wait till you see the pics, they look awsome!!!

Spotted: Brett hijacking someones for sale thread. Apparently he has a cookie! Heres a pic;

Not as good as sticks and pebbles. Cause sticks r sic yO!

these sticks better be better then a v-tec yo

Any racing stripes on these sticks? I noticed you said they were from the 80's... are they those illusive square sticks?

Keen buyer!

Bugger them sticks and stones someone might through them

i want them cookies and cream

just out of curiousity how much do the pebbles weigh and the sticks as well????

Not square ones Killswitch, these are the real deal. Round sticks, yep you read right, these are the round sticks! One of them has bark on it, this is the really really really valuable one. Wait till you see the pics, youll go off! Really, its that good!

Im not sure you afford this as you drive a milk truck as a daily drive.

Once again, only the well heeled may inquire and view.

No tyre kickers or test pilots please!!!!!!!

so how heavy are they?

These are the lightwieght racing version (i cant believe that I didnt mention it in the main thread as this limited edition is a much sought after item, shit this is a long sentence to be putting in a set of brackets isnt it? Once again thanks for reading!), so yeah, theyre pretty cool!

They weight pretty much nothing, so light in fact that even Roller and Devo r33 GTR picked them up between themselves without too much trouble!!!!!

I have average air speed charts for the follwing birds using approved RSPCRP (racing stick and pebble carrying racing pidgeons. I told them it was a crap name as it has two "racings" in it, but the went with it anyway) carrying packs.

African swallow
English swallow
Racing pidgeon.

Genuine buyer here! Just need to get my loan approved.

How much for postage to 0820?

Cheers

I hope your genuine. I need to sell these to fund my new project. 26 story apartment block in town. Im what you would a "motivated seller".

Killswitch, are you sure you have the cash?????

I would be able to organise armed couriers to 0820, they are vaulable you know.

PICSORBAN!

ill offer you my cow, couldnt get any magic beans so im dropping the price if you will trade...

let me know!

shit, can't compete with cows, if buyer falls through let me know.

Trevor the grey, you have PM.

Not really, just bullshitting...hahahahhhaahha

African swallow
English swallow
Racing pidgeon.
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hhmmm where do you find one that swallows?

but where do i get the cookies and cream

why wont nobody PM me? id love to be john howard!

if you dont like the offer of the cow im willing to raise the price to 'adam's grandmother'. never managed to sell it and its just taking up space in my shed.

let me know!

i really am intersting!

i, i, i gotta bout tree fiddy... will you take tree fiddy?

GODDAMNSUCCYBUS!

do you accept paypal? or i could direct debit "Adam's Grandmother" if you would like...

Close QTRMILE, but not close enough, i wont budge from my asking price, its cheap enough already.

save your tree and wittle it down to a stick yourself

ah forgot publick servent

Sorry Rob, youll need to ask the pidgeon, its got nothing to do with me.

Back onto the sticks (3 of) and pebbles (9 of, yep thats right, I will even throw in a spare!)



Thats an odd withdrawal method. Got pics?

Did you mean close or close? I can close it if you meant close, but if you meant close i'll leave it open. I'm confused.


Will you swap for a genuine frangipani flower? I have one in excellent condition. Never used really.

Devo, devo, devo, you will end up with a stick, fair enough - but it wont have bark, which means it ain worth shit buddy. Fuck, you didnt read any of the stick identifying literature I sent you did you??

Waste of my time, dont bother posting any more responses as you are not serious.



good on ya, first of all a flower wont last long which means it aint worth shit buddy (i like like that line). I mean close as in near the $$$$ range, not close as in last night.

No, you've got it all wrong.


The frangipani flower is like preserved. It'll last forever. Not like your dumb stick...

It's ok, i don't need one.








I collect stamps.

Theres no money in collecting stamps, everyone knows that...sheesh

Ken dont bring this up on a public forum

Sorry.

would a stamp, with a picture of the sticks and pebbles be worth anything?

Cookies are gone

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as you can see it is a bit used and abused, but considering the rarity of such an item (ive heard they only ever made two "adam's grandmothers", and this may be the last one in circulation!), im sure you could agree on the sheer value of this piece.

she may be missing oral fixtures, but nothing a bit of TLC wont fix, and you must remember, this is a rare as hens teeth item!

comes with hat, and nagging phrases like; "adam, get off that computerma thinggy and turn up the radio!", "adam, come over here poppet so nanna can measure you for your knitted undies!", and the all time favourite; "adam, stop touching that, jesus will cry!"

let me know, as i am keen to do a trade!

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Money, meh... I'm not in it for the money.


I'm an 'enthusiast'








Trev, Will you swap two 1970 30c limited edition QE2 stamps for Adam's grandmother? They're worth a fortune (to the right person)

sorry devo, cookies gone,
it was only about a quarter left then was sold to some etheopian buyer, he seemed very keen and excited to buy.
will let u know when i have more in stock

Thats cool always looking for a nice munch

9am tomorrow??

A friend of mine conducts carbon dating for CSIRO, i could see if i could rangle a free test!

Is he willing to ship the carbon dating test interstate? Has he got pics?

HMM he would be willing, doubt the boss will. unfortunately he doesn't own a camera, he could hand draw something up for you to look at if you like! hehe

hmmmmmmmm shouldnt you be at work you slack ass.






ken, im about to go buy i bottle of icy cold coke, i could buy 2 and trade the second for your sticks and roc..... i mean pebbles, is this of any interest to you??? pm me for a swap

* Edit * if im close by are you willing to deliver the rocks. sorry i mean sticks and pebbles ( forgive me S&P club) in the volvo???

I'll take the sicks and pebbles for a packet of cold and flu (this are day and night) and i'll even chuck in the back ach and pains as wells as the head thumping for free?

i was just looking up the laws on selling sticks and pebbles, and it says you must have a special stick and pebble selling licence, do you hold such a thing ?????

Do you have an MSDS for them?? Or public liability coz i've heard sticks and stones (aka pebbles) can break your bones.

I can tell you i have the correct licences in place for selling such goods.

No insurance, sorry - these things should be handled with care not thrown about willy nilly, they are very valuable after all.

if you aren't the legal owner of the sticks and cookies, i'll have to close the thread.

seriously, thats gotta be some real highclass crack you guys are on. lol

who wants stamps! almost as bad as those cnuts buying flowers!

i Have a large hole i'm willing to sell, willing to post anywhere around the world, its going cheap if anyone is intrested let me know

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please note people in the hole are midgets

wheres these photos of these pebbles and sticks??????