My Mum Took the Piss Out of Me

I done nothing wrong
I'm not the one to blame
I was doped by my mum can't you see?
with an innocent little pill
to make my bladder spill
see my mum took the piss out of me.

Well it's bloody hard to cope
as the country's proudest hope
the greatest spinner youse will ever see
and I could use a spin doctor
to try and concoct a plan
to spin more bullshit for me

At heart I'm just a bloke
who likes a beer a smoke and a poke
you couldn't call me complex, no siree
though my LBW's have bought me a BMW
I'm just a simple yob who loves his beans

But now the ACB anti-doping committee
has roped the biggest dope on the scene
and my flipper's not so chipper
I feel like Jack the Ripper
coz my mum took the piss ouda me

But I can find a new career ...

I could flog Nicorettes
if I could just quit cigarettes
I could commentate with Tony and Richie
maybe form a boy band with Leyton Hewitt
we could call ourselves Little Boy Blew it

I could pose for Jenny Craig
before and after tubby Shane
could sell a line of Warnie baked beans
maybe be a bookie
pursue some nursie nookie
coz my mum took the piss out of me
yeah my mum took the piss out of me
now everyone's taking the piss out of me

.......k

thats fucken great, i like i like...

good shiat

is it worth reading?

hmmmm so im guessin it bout warnie gettin the piss taken outta him by his mum...

ahh lol right

hmmmmmm lets do the twist again dooo....do do do and round and round and round and up we go again!!! hehe

wow....i think its time for bed

QUOTE (davey_b2001 @ Sep 4 2003, 08:40 AM)

hmmmmmm lets do the twist again dooo....do do do and round and round and round and up we go again!!! hehe

wtf