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rdtrippin
> > > > >A man and woman were sitting beside each other in the first class
> > > >
> > > > >section of the plane.
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > >Suddenly, the woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her
> >nose,
> > > >
> > > > >and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds. The man
> >went
> > > >
> > > > >back to his reading.
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > >A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took out a tissue,
> >gently
> > > >
> > > > >wiped her nose, and shuddered quite violently; as before.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > >The man was becoming curious and concerned about the shuddering.
> > > >
> > > > >A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time.
> >Again
> > > she
> > > >
> > > > >took a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and shuddered violently.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > >The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman
> >and
> > > >
> > > > said, "You've sneezed three times and this has resulted in
noticeable
> > > >
> > > > shuddering spasms.
> > > >
> > > > >Are you all right?"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > >"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare
> > > >
> > > > condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > >The man was a little embarrassed, but even more curious and said,
> >"I've
> > > >
> > > > never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > >The woman looked at him and said, " Pepper."
secrutioner
haha imagine that if u had ur girlfriend over ur house for dinner with ur parents.. haha.
FREESTYLER
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[200.G0]
I dont like pepper
BozzA
I thought it being the first class of a plane would have somethin to do with it huh.gif
But yah heard a variation of it, but good anyways laugh.gif
-rb-
QUOTE (secrutioner @ Aug 22 2003, 03:13 PM)
haha imagine that if u had ur girlfriend over ur house for dinner with ur parents.. haha.

just imagine
doyles13
hhahahahahaha
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Coca-Cola
WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN A WASP BITES YOU?
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A.J
ahaah thats some funny shit eh
51AMU
HAHAHA Thats a good one!!!
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