MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
> Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out
> of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
> LONGEST PUBES
> Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches
> from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.
>
> MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
> Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without
> preparation, completely
> insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.
>
> ZITS
> In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England,
> squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance
> of 7ft 1inch.
>
> WORST DRINK
> The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage
> and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani
> tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of
> still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a
potent
> aphrodisiac.
>
> MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
> This is available from a few select bars in New York.
> It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful
> of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed,but served with a
> tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a '@#$!
> Pump'.
>
> GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
> Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial'
> amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for
> the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of
> ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
>
> LONGEST TURD
> The longest dump ever verified was produced by an
> American who, produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr
> 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The
> offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
>
> MOST PROLONGED FART
> Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart
> for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds
>
> Send this to 6 people and you will see the Taco Bell dog
> run across your screen . If you send this to 8 people Ronald
> Mcdonald comes out and attacks the Taco Bell dog. It is
> really funny and it works!! you have to try it.

wat kind of person would be proud nuff of stuff like that to want a world record for it

QUOTE (rdtrippin @ Aug 11 2003, 03:18 AM)

MOST PROLONGED FART Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds

as if he didnt follow through !

QUOTE (rdtrippin @ Aug 11 2003, 07:18 PM)

LONGEST TURD The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American who, produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

HAHAHA

QUOTE (rdtrippin @ Aug 11 2003, 07:18 PM)

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

Weak!!

Come on, I want vids

18 feet on 9 inchs
Farkin legend

tahahahahhahaha tears in my eyes from the turd 1