> >> > The Pit Bull
> >> > A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a
most
> >>unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
> >> > A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about
50
> >>feet behind the first. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man
walking
> >>a
> >>pit-bull on a leash.
> >> > Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single file.
> >> > The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
> >>man
> >>walking the dog.
> >> > "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to
disturb
> >>you,
> >>but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in
> >>single file. Whose funeral is it?"
> >> > The man replied, "Well, the first hearse is for my wife"
> >> > "What happened to her?"
> >> > The man replied "My dog attacked and killed her."
> >> > He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
> >> > The man answered "My Mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
when
> >>the dog turned on her."
> >> > A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two
men.
> >> > "Can I borrow the dog?"
> >> > "Join the queue"