The priest was testing the children in Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

He asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"




"NO!" the children answered.




"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven




Again, the answer was, "NO!"




By now the Priest was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!



"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?" he asked them again.




Again, they all answered, "NO!"




The Priest was just bursting with pride for them. Well, he continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"




A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE F***ING DEAD!"