Next time you have a
bad day at work...think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation
Diver for Global Divers in Louisiana.

He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an
E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to a radio station in
Ft.Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest.
Needless to say,she won.


Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a
bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work,
so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's
not so bad after all.

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a
few technicalities of my job.
As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to
the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool.
So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial
'waterheater'; This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks water out of the
sea.
It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the
diver through a hose, which is taped to the air hose.

Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times
with no complaints.

What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose
and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with
warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my ass started to itch.
So, of course, I scratched it.
This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my ass started to
burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In
agony I realized what had happened. The machine had sucked up a
jellyfish and Pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair
on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of
my ass was not as fortunate.
When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding The
jellyfish into the crack of my ass. I informed the dive supervisor of my
dilemma over the communicator.

His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five
other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted
the dive.

I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops
totalling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin
my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was
wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the
medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of
cream and told me to rub it on my ass as soon as I got in the chamber.

The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my
ass was swollen shut.
So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much
worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."

hahahah

poor bastard....

not HAHA funny but a damn good read!

^^^ Agree

lol

that would really suck.... they guys where reading this at the smash repairs the other day and i didn't get what they where laughing about now until reading it for myself

heheehhe